corn hoe

Anyone who typically fucks people who live in rural areas

Jim: did you hear Ally drove 30 minutes to fuck some guy in a barn?
Pam: Yeah, she’s such a corn hoe

by jimmyjon123 March 14, 2018

corn demolisher

A corn demolisher (korn-dee-moll-ish-her) is a lover of corn in every form. Doesn't matter if cold or warm. Born to adorn thy corn. Scorn any who mourn deformed corn. Not to toot his own horn, but he much prefers it to uninformed porn and also uses it to perform horny corny acts.

He will demolish any corn you lay near.... you have been warned.

Bulls: you should get a tramp stamp

Breaker: What would I get as a tramp stamp?

Bulls: corn demolisher

Breaker: wtf is a corn demolished

by yoshimibills March 16, 2017

corn sleeve

The act of taking the batter off of a corn dog and inserting your penis in snugly. Then proceeding to jerk or have sex with it on. Just like a condom

Peter went to the fair and made a corn sleeve out of the corndog he bought and went to the restroom. He has no friends

by Ch1N0! September 3, 2016

baby corning

a term used to describe the action of eating baby corn, taking a pointy shit with it, freezing it for 24 hours, then using said frozen baby corn shit to penetrate someone through any of the various body cavities, preferebly ones mouth so they too can taste the deliciousness of the baby corn.

Truman: let's go base jumping off mt. vesuvius.

Adam: no thanks, i'm busy baby corning your mom.
Truman: DAFUQ?

by mlgproNOSCRUBZnoscopecumshot36 March 29, 2012

Corn Blaster

a shit visibly containing bits of corn, blasted out your asshole in an emergency fashion. A truly awful corn blaster will project at a great angle compared to the usual shit, often spackling the side of the toilet bowl. One of the tell tale signs of a truly terrible corn blaster, is an immediately itchy asshole upon crowning.

Pete: "hey Cornelious, are you ready to go to the strong man cometition?"
Cornelious: "I just gotta get rid of this corn blaster, then we'll go."

by newbcat November 21, 2011

Dookie Corn

A Dookie Corn, noun, is someone that was grown out of a kernel of corn that was fertilized on a woman's chest by the fecal matter it was emplanted upon with.

Person #1: "That person was adopted, right?"
Person #2: "Yeah, I think he's a Dookie Corn.

by BanditoSlim October 7, 2011

corn swaggle

to fuck someone in the ass with an ear of corn and then to eat the shit stained object.

after nellie fucked ruth in the ass with the sweet corn she pulled it out and ate it.

by freedav04 June 12, 2005