Post Harry Potter Sadness (also abbreviated as 'PHPT') is a mental condition where once an individual finishes watching/reading Harry Potter, they realize that the ships in Harry Potter are not together in real life and magic is non-existent as well since (almost) everything is scientific. Reportedly 95% of the people have this after finishing the series. Many try doing magic themselves, but doing so only disappoints them. PHPT can be temporary or everlasting. (PHPT occurs commonly in females on the realization that they cannot date 'Draco Malfoy')
"I just finished Harry Potter!"
"Oh, you'll have PHPT soon just like we all did."
"What's that?"
"Post Harry Potter Trauma."
"Oh."
"Oh, you'll have PHPT soon just like we all did."
"What's that?"
"Post Harry Potter Trauma."
"Oh."
by Kittycorn Me December 17, 2022
Get the Post Harry Potter Traumamug. Main character with a hero complex that gets very annoying.
(I know he was supposed to defeat the dark lord or whateva not the fucking point dumbass)
(And is fucking rude to Neville for no reason AND HE WAS TRYING TO HELP HIS ASS)
(Anyways stan Neville cause he's da shit)
(I know he was supposed to defeat the dark lord or whateva not the fucking point dumbass)
(And is fucking rude to Neville for no reason AND HE WAS TRYING TO HELP HIS ASS)
(Anyways stan Neville cause he's da shit)
by don'tbestupid February 6, 2021
Get the Harry Pottermug. adj; To do a disappearing act. Going AWOL/MIA from work in particular leaving your colleagues to pick up the pieces.
Bob: "Morning Trace, nice to see you"
Tracey: "Alright Bob, 'ave a nice holiday. You looked very tanned!"
Bob: "It was lovely Trace.......where's Peter?"
Tracey: "He's got his invisibility cloak on Bob..*sarcastic smile*... He's been doing a Potter since last Wednesday. Not even called in you know?! The cheek..."
Tracey: "Alright Bob, 'ave a nice holiday. You looked very tanned!"
Bob: "It was lovely Trace.......where's Peter?"
Tracey: "He's got his invisibility cloak on Bob..*sarcastic smile*... He's been doing a Potter since last Wednesday. Not even called in you know?! The cheek..."
by TerminalVelocity August 20, 2013
Get the Doing a Pottermug. 
by peypey57 May 2, 2021
Get the Harry Pottermug. a stupid lucky boy with a lightning scar on his head he cant do anything right or be truthful he is also ver spoiled he was suposed to be in slythren but he is spoiled so he did not go there . he does not desarve any food why do we care abut this boy because the auther (no hate on the auther) put him in a situation that we feel sorry for him.
by whyualwayselieing January 17, 2020
Get the harry pottermug. A wild place south of hertfordshire and right next to the north of the M25. Potters Bar has much to show, like the slums of Oakmere, where neglected children and nitties yell at you for no reason, the warzone of Darkes Lane, where schoolchildren act fucking handicapped and “J2Trappy” thinks he’s the most petrifying man in existence, and the rundown area of Furzfield, where you can’t breathe in a 200 metre radius from the youth centre before your lungs collapse due to year sevens vaping like there’s no tomorrow inside, and the skatepark has been overrun by crackheads smoking weed and overall just acting special needs, running the skater kids out of a place to stay. Long story short, don’t come here, no matter what.
by PlayguyCartman March 2, 2023
Get the Potters Barmug.