To have the temperature drop so low, the juices between the labia minora and majora freeze. This has the effect of constricting the minge into a shrivelled, crusty, crystalline mess of frozen pubes and clitty litter.
1. "It's cold enough out there to freeze your minge shut!"
2. Zali Steggal showed great dedication to the sport of downhill skiing. She would often sit in the middle of the run, memorising her lines until her minge froze shut.
2. Zali Steggal showed great dedication to the sport of downhill skiing. She would often sit in the middle of the run, memorising her lines until her minge froze shut.
by mikkachops August 28, 2006
Get the freeze your minge shutmug. by Peahade123 June 16, 2017
Get the ur maws mingemug. An excruciatingly prolongued exchange of not very witty repartee exchanged by the cerebrally challenged masquerading as a debate on internet forums.
"Loud pipes save lives"
"No they don't, daylight riding lights do"
"No they don't, they encourage risk taking"
"I don't take extra risks"
"You don't know how to ride"
"You kiss my ass"
"Don't talk to my mate like that"
Repeat for 26 pages of ming mong ping pong
"No they don't, daylight riding lights do"
"No they don't, they encourage risk taking"
"I don't take extra risks"
"You don't know how to ride"
"You kiss my ass"
"Don't talk to my mate like that"
Repeat for 26 pages of ming mong ping pong
by TRCTomcat November 3, 2009
Get the ming mong ping pongmug. Water melon minge...
Minge that is big round and green and tastes darn good. its abit red and wet inside but once you get your chops around it you'll never go thirsty
Minge that is big round and green and tastes darn good. its abit red and wet inside but once you get your chops around it you'll never go thirsty
Me and irene went t' kwicksave to get some water melon, it was a no frills minge but you couldent beat the taste for the love of minge with the water melon minge
by matt minge November 1, 2006
Get the Water melon mingemug. by Penguin yes September 5, 2021
Get the Wu Ming Sticky Chadmug. by tbaby March 31, 2005
Get the yao ming/ yao mingin'mug. He is a fucking guy who is studying in La Salle College, Kowloon, Hong Kong. He is half-bold and has very little hair, just like 8745 and Chan Tong. He is a Mainlander and everyone in his class dislikes and hate him. He always says that everyone is a trash (trxxh) in WhatsApp. Also, he likes to play with his chair; therefore, he damaged the floor of the classroom and was scolded by the teachers and workers of the school. He plays (silly & on9) video games while having class.
by An Object Living in Hong Kong December 10, 2019
Get the David Lu Ming Yeungmug.