hands crossed

A simple gesture of being silent and praying to God for something to happen as we wished

Let us keep our Hands crossed for his speedy recovery

by seeders January 24, 2017

Justice hand

A downward slap in the face to someone who has done you wrong, lied, or in any means made your life complicated. Unlike it's counter parts AKA the bitch slap, and pimp slap which is only inteneded to humiliate, and gain currency

Some one is spreading rumors about you at work. Thus creating alot of tension from co-workers, so you would confront that person and give them the justice hand. Smacking them down to the floor so they look up at you and realize to respect.

by Endos October 16, 2008

Claw Hands

The sensation of having numb or weak hands that usually occurs when first waking up, after laughing, or after sexual intercourse.

Julie- "I can't open this bottle of juice, I have claw hands!"

by JenJen77 February 3, 2010

Double Handing

1. When your penis is so big you have to jack off with both hands.

2. When you jack off with both hands to simulate the feeling of a vagina.

Jamie was double handing to Ariana Grande pictures during Lunch break in the bathroom

by fivesome April 2, 2015

Hand Festival

Old Gaelic(Irish) term for Masturbating.

I'll see you guys later, I'm having a hand festival.

Billy is in the bathroom having a hand festival.

My hands are sticky from the hand festival.

That girl is so Danger she always has a hand festival.

by Misterree88 November 20, 2011

Hand Creamer

A male that chronically masturbates. Usually unemployed, lives at home and what little income he has is spent on porn.

Jon is a hand creamer. Can’t believe his mom doesn’t boot him out.

Online porn has turned me into a hand creamer.

by Eaton Holgoode June 4, 2018

Fap Handed

To receive a hand job aka a handy or old fashioned.

Your mom fap handed me under the dinner table last night.

My uncle snuck in my room and fap handed me.

The coach caught the team as they fap handed each other in the locker room.

by Eaton Holgoode December 1, 2017