Corn Blaster

a shit visibly containing bits of corn, blasted out your asshole in an emergency fashion. A truly awful corn blaster will project at a great angle compared to the usual shit, often spackling the side of the toilet bowl. One of the tell tale signs of a truly terrible corn blaster, is an immediately itchy asshole upon crowning.

Pete: "hey Cornelious, are you ready to go to the strong man cometition?"
Cornelious: "I just gotta get rid of this corn blaster, then we'll go."

by newbcat November 21, 2011

Corn Dick

A Nebraska Corn Husker fan who still believes their team is relevant and to prove it trolls other teams pages from their mothers basements, typically 50 years or older and born of incest.

That James Collman guy is a real Corn Dick, all he ever does is post stupid shit on Iowa pages and pretend he has some semblance of intelligence

by Tim Osbourne September 17, 2019

Corn nibblets

Something that u eat and is funny to say

Joe: whats on the menu jay?
Jay:corn nibblets

*BOTH SIGH*

by Pickypickypicle April 11, 2019

Sweatle Corn

It's when a popcorn kernel falls into a girls bra and pops because of the heat and sweat. Making the corn extra salty.

Man...she has massive boobs I bet she could pop a whole bowl of sweatle corn! Yummy

by Kat L Lush October 3, 2017

corn penis

After having vigorous butt sex, corn is lodged in the pee hole so when you go to take a piss the stream splits

Damn cherish... you gave me corn penis last night. Now you have to clean the bathroom around the toilet.

by Yanker23 December 9, 2015

Corn Fillet

A shit or turd.

I might go snap of a couple of corn fillets.

by Prince Edward the 4th January 13, 2011

corn swaggle

to fuck someone in the ass with an ear of corn and then to eat the shit stained object.

after nellie fucked ruth in the ass with the sweet corn she pulled it out and ate it.

by freedav04 June 12, 2005