The act of a Jewish man stretching out his penis to try and attempt to make an impact on the population, due to the sheer size of Jewish peoples tiny penises.
by Matthew Munt May 6, 2024
Get the Jewish Jelqingmug. by Dank jew May 4, 2019
Get the jewish wormmug. When your parents are not Jewish but then they get divorced and one of your parents marries a Jewish man or woman you are now considered step Jewish!!! (Kind of like step siblings)
“Blair I divorced your father a while ago and now I’m married to a Jewish man that you’re not blood related to so now you’re step Jewish!”
by anonymous February 19, 2021
Get the Step Jewishmug. A jewish shower is a sex position in which two people allign in a reverse 69 position, and proceed to fart for as long as possible while in this position.
Note: It may be helpful to eat taco bell before attempting a Jewish Shower
Note: It may be helpful to eat taco bell before attempting a Jewish Shower
Hey bill, what did you and susie get up to last night?
Well, I heard her mom was Jewish so I gave her a Jewish shower...
Well, I heard her mom was Jewish so I gave her a Jewish shower...
by Jewlover88 August 8, 2021
Get the Jewish Showermug. by Earboy February 9, 2024
Get the Jewish pornmug. A mathematical structure of the mind that also acts as the pre-eminent language of science.
The Jewish Messiah is a non-Tarski space (a space which contains its boundaries INSIDE of its surface).
The Jewish Messiah is a non-Tarski space (a space which contains its boundaries INSIDE of its surface).
The Jewish messiah is understood to be mathematical structure of the mind.
It is also the sublime-language of science.
In computer language it appears as a Json-DAG on Kafka-in-serverless mode: a mainframe language that can query itself.
It is also the sublime-language of science.
In computer language it appears as a Json-DAG on Kafka-in-serverless mode: a mainframe language that can query itself.
by metawave November 10, 2021
Get the Jewish messiahmug. by AWD July 16, 2016
Get the Jewish slapmug.