twitter

to utter a succession of small, tremulous sounds, as a bird, or titter; giggle. the act of twittering.

He heard the twittering sounds of the girls staring and flirting with him.

by DidiSmooch February 17, 2009

Twitter

Someone who talks about their or others' life 24/7

Girl: "Today I saw this guy eating a sandwich with HUGE bites!"
"Today my mom yelled at me for not doing the laundry"
"This morning I dropped my waffle! How horrible"
"During break I saw Ben and Jill kiss each other!"
etc...

Other: "She's such a twitter"

by masquerraid April 5, 2009

twitter

A twitter is any action taken by a second party that results is a mirco-contraction of a first parties pelvic floor muscles.

"Timmy twittered Tilleys twat till Tilleys twat twitched."

by theblackmaven February 10, 2009

titterific

To be engulfed in the milk of tittayssssss!!!!

A nice sexy super titterific rack!

by fdgsfdssff July 27, 2006

titted

Outfitted with tits.

She's got a great body. It's not very well titted, but she's fit.

by KingKane August 16, 2009

Twitter

Social media messaging service for the following.
-"The Sexy"
-Those who keep tabs on real people whom we call friends.
-Celebrities who make claim and believe to be real people.
-Certainly not weird social degenerates.

Usable through various forms of "current" stellar transmissions including:
SMS
IM
GPS
SSBJ
TPS
LMFAO

It is exceptional to the previous form of communication!

I follow all my friends with Twitter no matter what!

i.e.
Jean Claude - Gawsh... I sure cant believe no one has taken a stab at twitter yet!

Brucie Boye - "I KNOOW!!"

by jergonymous esquire VII March 16, 2009

twitteratzi

The stalkers that follow strangers on Twitter.

I'm getting pretty creeped out by all the twitteratzi following my status.

by coloradojules January 12, 2009