gang text

The act of multiple people sending identical text messages to an individual at the same time, usually to a homie in a mocking or taunting fashion.

Chris - "Yo I heard Mark is out tonight with da kids and wife at the carnival"

Age - "Snap!! he must be cranky, yo!"

Sweede - "Word, let's gang text him"

John - "Trudat, let's send 'Yo, score us a goldfish'"

Chris - "Chyeah, that's genuis"

by Mucks November 12, 2008

Canadian Texas

The Canadian province of Alberta.
Alberta, much like Texas, is known for its conservative (both fiscal and social) red-neck population, its oil resources, an abundance of pick-up trucks and a total disregard for environmental issues. The albertan city of Calgary holds an annual Stampede.

Adam: Hey honey, do you want to go to Calgary for the Stampede? Lots of cute cowboy to watch!
Steve: There's no way in hell I'm spending my money in that Canadian Texas. Let's go to Province town instead.

by Markus78 December 19, 2008

Texas Wedgie

Step 1: Grab the back of the victim's underwear.
Step 2: Pull up as powerfully as you can.
Step 3: Dump hot sauce down the gap.
Step 4: Enjoy

Texas wedgies are fun, if you are the one giving them.

by Texas W May 7, 2009

Textrovert

A person who is more eloquent, expressive, funnier, etc. via texting than in person.

Man, that guy's a real douchebag, but his texts are so sweet. He's a real textrovert.

by Runmonkey3 November 27, 2012

text message breakup

to break up with someone via a text message. Highly looked down upon in the dating world.

"You cant text message breakup with her, no girls will ever date you again"

by Gtron January 1, 2007

double texting

sending two texts in a row without a reply inbetween.

Rachel: whats up?
Tessa: not to much! hbu?
Tessa: dude, i'm so bored.
Rachel: stop double texting me.

by my name is not tessa guys. June 27, 2011

textadent

ahole who gets into an accident while texting

Just another textadent cause cause some ahole has to text while driving. Yea their great at multitasking!

by Tuco B August 21, 2009