Texas Wedgie

Step 1: Grab the back of the victim's underwear.
Step 2: Pull up as powerfully as you can.
Step 3: Dump hot sauce down the gap.
Step 4: Enjoy

Texas wedgies are fun, if you are the one giving them.

by Texas W May 7, 2009

Texas Wedgie

A wedgie given to someone sitting on the floor then dragged around causing carpet burn.

Did you see Andrews carpet burn on his butt?! Nichole gave him a TEXAS WEDGIE!

by Jayded July 15, 2013

texas wedgie

A wedgie that is so hard it kills you, or it leave a texas-like shape on your butt, or it can cause you to bleed.

...In a changing room During Barack's childhood---
Fred-I didn't know you were from texas or loved texas?
Barack Obama-I didn't, some other black kids beat me up and called my a *ussy and that I'm a whitey! I hate crackers!! Why can't they get it through their heads? Some kids gave me a Texas Wedgie, see how it's in the shape of Texas?

by TheProudconservative1 May 15, 2008