foot-testicle

What some people think of the sport of football (NOT fùtbol) when they couldn't give a rat's patootie about it.

Hey Chuck; guess you ain't gonna watch foot-testicle on telly even though it's Supertolietbowl Sunday. I know that you hate football with a passion; you're probably going to watch golf or some other pussy show.

by Telephony February 2, 2019

Beta testing

The act of having sex with someone under the age of 16 and over 11

Derek was indulging in beta testing last week, we should report him to the authorities!

by 69cooldad420 May 21, 2019

tasting mint

when a guy gives his lady friend a minty flavored piece of gum and they make out. During their make out they will taste mint

You were tasting mint last night with my boyfriend last night, u whore.

by HENSOPLAI January 11, 2008

tenting kiss

an innocent or friendly kiss that gives you an erection at the most inappropriate places.

Jam is too shy to stand up because her cousin's girlfriend just gave her a tenting kiss.

by alexmanuel October 19, 2010

Tasting the grape

(v.) a way to say your doing something awesome. Smoking, orgasming, etc. Can be used in any context. Popular high school phrase or slang.

-"Yo, this shit is good."
-"I know, I can totally taste the grape."

-Hey where were you?
-Oh, I was just tasting the grape.
- Yo, that's fresh.

by Prodigal Son November 19, 2010

Tektite

A monster found in Legend of Zelda with 4 limbs, one eye, and hops on water.

I cannot believe I died to a tektite. I suck at this game.

by KT JDDD January 23, 2011

teeting

Fingering someone in their thigh gap near their vagina

When Joesph was teeting me i couldn't help but to scream it felt so good!

by monicasnapper47 April 22, 2017