Yuri tarded

you're retarded
omg Emily Yuri tarded
by Wroosh September 14, 2020
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Tard-wrangler

Someone who exerts dominance over sassy tards.
by Banana Hammie November 04, 2019
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Roll Tard

A University of Alabama football fan (Roll Tide) known for their unique blend of retardedness and extreme obnoxiousness when it comes to pinning their adult hopes and dreams on teenage boys.
1. Hey man... did you see that awesome Alabama game?
2. You Roll Tard
1. But we wiped the field with them and won by like 3 points.
2. Still a Roll Tard.
by John Wesley September 10, 2008
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Texas Tard

Nickname for George W. Bush, who was actually born in Connecticut. Not used in direct address because no one ever told him what "retard" means or that he is one.
The Texas Tard thinks he can invade Iran without starting World War III.
by Mike Oxhard July 10, 2006
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Tard Bucket

Someone very stupid or goofy. Usually acting out in ways that show they are oblivious to their issues, problems, retardation, sillyness or character.
Loki is such an effing tard bucket!
by Loki June 19, 2006
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half tard

People who can become spastic at any random time making random noises or outbursts for no reason; Not clinically retarded but exemplifying similar traits; Not right in the head. Usually indigenous to the inner neighborhoods of Philadelphia.
by JoeNJ2 March 28, 2011
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Tentacle tard

-noun

1.) Someone so ridiculously inbred that it's amazing they don't have tentacles growing out of their face.

2.) A mentally retarded squid.
Dude 1: Where's Jim?
Dude 2: Playing World of Warcraft.
Dude 3: Jim's such a fucking tentacle tard.
by Mr snuggle mittenz January 01, 2009
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