by Banana Hammie November 4, 2019
Get the Tard-wranglermug. 
A University of Alabama football fan (Roll Tide) known for their unique blend of retardedness and extreme obnoxiousness when it comes to pinning their adult hopes and dreams on teenage boys.
1. Hey man... did you see that awesome Alabama game?
2. You Roll Tard
1. But we wiped the field with them and won by like 3 points.
2. Still a Roll Tard.
2. You Roll Tard
1. But we wiped the field with them and won by like 3 points.
2. Still a Roll Tard.
by John Wesley October 23, 2008
Get the Roll Tardmug. Nickname for George W. Bush, who was actually born in Connecticut. Not used in direct address because no one ever told him what "retard" means or that he is one.
by Mike Oxhard July 10, 2006
Get the Texas Tardmug. Someone very stupid or goofy. Usually acting out in ways that show they are oblivious to their issues, problems, retardation, sillyness or character.
by Loki June 19, 2006
Get the Tard Bucketmug. People who can become spastic at any random time making random noises or outbursts for no reason; Not clinically retarded but exemplifying similar traits; Not right in the head. Usually indigenous to the inner neighborhoods of Philadelphia.
by JoeNJ2 April 13, 2011
Get the half tardmug. -noun
1.) Someone so ridiculously inbred that it's amazing they don't have tentacles growing out of their face.
2.) A mentally retarded squid.
1.) Someone so ridiculously inbred that it's amazing they don't have tentacles growing out of their face.
2.) A mentally retarded squid.
by Mr snuggle mittenz December 31, 2008
Get the Tentacle tardmug.