Shite talking 

Rambling on about stuff you have never really thought through before. Usually any opinions will lack substance, although they are often phrased in a way that makes you sound intelligent and well educated. Often includes hot takes and seemingly deep questions.

“Do you ever wonder if we are living in a simulation? Ooh I wonder if anyone I know has experienced a glitch in the matrix, i heard that it can all be put down to this quantum mechanical theor-“

“Oh would you ever shut up and stop shite talking”

Shite talking by Eefahh May 22, 2020

Pillow talking 

Something a simp does to gain sex he could've gotten if he just been himself

You be pillow talking and I don’t like that

Pillow talking by Lil Kartel March 6, 2021

Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes 

1) a threat used by a bomber where they force their hostages to spill out classified information or else they get blown up
2) ironic/satirical statement for when you just want someone to shut up but they keep on blathering on about stuff you don't care about

Bank robber: *rips the duct tape off of Karen's mouth* Give me the code to the safe
Karen: *cries* I won't let you do this!!!!
Bank robber: Shut up! Now keep talking and nobody explodes!!

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Her: .......sitting on this balcony and I wanted to talk to him but couldnt but then I drank a glass of wine and I did but ended up talking to another guy who seemed cool and so I blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah........ and we took a selfie together.
Me: *nods head impatiently* Oh ok
Her: oh and which reminds me I also met this other guy--
Me, seething with impatience: Yes..... Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes...... 🙃

Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 21, 2021

Sleep Talking 

when you say random shit in your sleep without knowing it

scout:gotta burn the grocery store before five five o'clock
pyro:*excitement*
spy:don't get your hopes up, scout's just Sleep Talking

Sleep Talking by raybeez February 20, 2022

Japanese talking toilet 

Something you use to make an idiot google stuff

John “Have you heard of those Japanese talking toilets”

Sam “No”

John “Look it up then , they are weird”

Japanese talking toilet by Eye Ladies July 16, 2022

Stop talking about lawnmower man 

An expression used for telling someone to shut up when they've been talking for way too long about something nobody cares about, especially when the subject matter is an obscure/poor quality piece of media or pseudocelebrity.

The quote itself originates from the youtube channel "Funhaus", when Bruce Greene interrupts the others as they're having a conversation about the movie "Lawnmower Man".

Lawrence: "The Lawnmower Man director, you could tell he was really building up to it cause he teased-"
Bruce: "Stop talking about. Lawnmower. Man."

(At a party)
Guy 1: If you're gonna watch Waterworld, you'd better watch the Ulysses Cut or else you'll be missing out on a lot of scenes that help explain more about the world. It also helps you get a deeper understanding of the Smokers' religious beliefs and their ability to refine-
Guy 2: Hey man, you better stop talking about lawnmower man, you're scaring the hoes away.

Stop talking about lawnmower man by Pierce Brosnan's Nipples October 15, 2023

Other Room Talking 

(my friend ask this the other day and I came up with this answer)
ORT: Other Room Talking; a common occurrence where in your domestic partner starts talking to you from another room in the same residence without any concern of whether or not you are listing. This is triggered by being in the same building. Response to this is veritable and not subject to any decipherable condition. More study and deeper research is needed in this area to find the cause or and possible cure for this milady.

why does my wife/husbin wait for me to be across the house before they start talking to me?

dude it's OTR Other Room Talking

Other Room Talking by Rat Dan August 25, 2018