taint-hug

A clasp-handed hold which hinges between either the scrotum and the anus or, alternatively, the vagina and the anus.

Stop sulking and get over here and give me a taint-hug.

by A. Bird February 08, 2008

Status Taint

When a facebook status has been liked by the school weirdo, thus making it "unlikeable" by the rest of facebook, lest they become associated with that creepy ass riff raff

Hey, bro, did you check my status i posted today?
Yeah, I thought it was pretty funny.
Why didn't you like it?
That creep Charlie liked it, so i backed off bro.
Damn, i hate charlie, he always pulls a status taint on my facebook.

by AnalBumFlap March 04, 2011

Painted Tainted

When a girl is sexy as FUH but somewhere in the back of your mind you KNOW she a hoe and you label her
as "tainted" but it isn't quite a legit assumption - thus she is only PAINTED tainted in you own thoughts, but she could really be tainted and
give you ALL KINDS (Hodgetwins)..... of STDS... ALL KINDS.

Person 1 - Damn she fine as HELL
Person 2 - I heard she a hoe, bro
Person 1 - Mmm.. She painted tainted..idk, never heard dat bro.. But ill paint dat ass with my..
Person 2 - LOL YOU RIGGHHH

by havikshunt10 November 29, 2013

taint smear

Mixture of blood and poop in a guys underwear

My hemroid burst open and I got a wicked taint smear

by belial47 May 20, 2008

tainted load

sperm containing aids or some other kind of troublemaker

he/she was afraid he/she had soaked up a tainted load

by michael foolsley November 25, 2009

taint puddle

When your gooch/grundle/buttnads get all warm and toasty and they are sweating profusely, the puddle you leave when you sit down is called the taint puddle.

Dayummm! That nigga just left a taint puddle on my lap!

by Tyler Manning yo August 27, 2009

boar taint

The bitterness and delusion an aging man may develop, typically targeted towards females.

Donald Trump can't be interviewed by a female without asking if she's on her period. He's got a raging case of boar taint.

by Black Boyfriend September 09, 2015