The girl you're trying to chat up is both the fittest bird on the planet and a fat slag at the same time until your pointless attempt at chatting her up gets accepted or rejected. Often leads to doublethink.
Bloke 1: "Check her out, she's well fit!"
Bloke 2: "I tried to chat her up earlier, stay out of her way, she's a bloody whore"
Bloke 1: "I'll give her a chance, I'll go see if she likes me"
A few seconds later
Bloke 1: "Actually you're right, she is a fat whore. I know it's Schrödinger's Woman a bit, but it's true"
Bloke 2: "I tried to chat her up earlier, stay out of her way, she's a bloody whore"
Bloke 1: "I'll give her a chance, I'll go see if she likes me"
A few seconds later
Bloke 1: "Actually you're right, she is a fat whore. I know it's Schrödinger's Woman a bit, but it's true"
by fearlessmonkey8 February 09, 2023
A milk woman is just your basic blonde weeb. If you wondering why she is a milk woman you will know when you let her in your house cos she will guzzle all the milk you have in your fridge. But she proffers light milk.
Mum: why is all the milk gone?
Child: oh i let the milk woman in the house
Mum: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT. THAT WAS 15 LITRES OF MILK
Child: oh i let the milk woman in the house
Mum: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT. THAT WAS 15 LITRES OF MILK
by seagullEve January 07, 2021
Have you seen Jay today?" "Yeah, he went to go hang out with that monkeypig woman." "Oh, he must be getting some tail.
by the beefs June 29, 2011
1: An imaginary girlfriend who is a construct of a young man's imagination, especially fantasy nerds. A variation of this is space woman, where a sci-fi geek will invent a girlfriend that does not exist anywhere but in their head.
2: The alternate spelling, "faerie woman" is used to describe a female geek or nerd who knows a lot about the mythology of the Celts and or the British Isles. The inference is that she knows too much about Faeries to be a genuine human.
2: The alternate spelling, "faerie woman" is used to describe a female geek or nerd who knows a lot about the mythology of the Celts and or the British Isles. The inference is that she knows too much about Faeries to be a genuine human.
1(a): I'm worried about Neville, his girlfriend seems too much like a fairy woman to be real. He needs to get out more.
1(b): Fogle: Sounds like your girlfriend's a fairy woman.
Cedric: Her kisses are magical.
Fogle: Dude, I mean that she isn't real. Get a life.
2: Gee, Mary's a faerie woman. She reads so many Irish Folk Tale books that it's scaring me!
1(b): Fogle: Sounds like your girlfriend's a fairy woman.
Cedric: Her kisses are magical.
Fogle: Dude, I mean that she isn't real. Get a life.
2: Gee, Mary's a faerie woman. She reads so many Irish Folk Tale books that it's scaring me!
by TeenAuthor June 19, 2008
by Boatsandhoess November 24, 2021
It is the opposite of saying Whose Mans Is This? towards a woman who kills the moment or does something that's not cool or simply being lame.
A woman puts her credit card info on a birthday cake & posted up on her facebook page publicly or on TV.
You gotta say this out loud: Whose Womans Is This?
Just Like Whose Mans Is This?
You gotta say this out loud: Whose Womans Is This?
Just Like Whose Mans Is This?
by Beautifullanier June 08, 2017
Dhar Woman is Dhar Mann's husband. She is an indian actor most known for "Dhar Woman".
She is very beautiful and has won many pagents.
She is very beautiful and has won many pagents.
by DracoCuzzo January 30, 2023