Shpend

A guy known for his extraordinary ability to survive bus crashes. He only needs about 1 week to recover from getting hit by a bus.

"Did you hear? Shpend did get run over by a bus again!"
"Usually, Shpend spends his Friday evening with his wife, but he couldn't today because he got run over by a bus again!"

by M!-Boy June 5, 2018

Spencer

Is white has blond hair has blue eyes is wearing a black under armor shirt wears jeans and has yellow shoes and likes to suck dick and gets really mad

Spencer Larson

by Largus December 3, 2013

Spencer

A weird kid in every high school who sports long dark hair. He tends to believe he is a ladies man but never can get a date. He is weirdly obsessed with Rick and Morty and is almost a skater boy but lacks a skateboard. Very obsessed with guitar but is only a mediocre player. They live off energy drinks and have a superiority complex. He makes most likely is slightly racist and hides it behind memes he posts on his shitty meme account. No one really actually likes him.

"Oh my god dude you're such a creep! Stop being such a Spencer!"

by Garbagelover23 August 11, 2017

spencer

one ugly son of a bitch

You know that spencer guy, yeah he is one ugly son of a bitch

by ffag February 22, 2019

Wanna spend da nite in jail?

When dem bois won't cooperate, Ryans threatens to make dem spend da nie in jail wit Bubba Franks!

Ryans: Damn it bois Suck on dis caulk boi!
Toddlah: no!
Ryans: Wanna spend da nite in jail?
Bubba: Wit me Bubba!
Toddlah: Oh My GAWD NO! ( Starts suckin caulk)!

by spazz13 November 5, 2004

sepenis

1) n. a woman with many strong masculine features, such as hairy arms or facial hair, or possibly a penis
2) n. a person who loses their temper easily, often due to overuse of drugs or alcohol
3) n. a person who is selfish, conceited, and extremely insecure, and who often argues with others for no reason as a result

1) Man, check out that sepenis, her package is bigger than mine!
2) Damn, that sepenis said she'd shank me because I took her chair!
3) That sepenis just yelled at me because I asked her to lend me a dollar. That bitch is gonna answer to my glock!

by Frank Richalds July 16, 2008

spence out

Humorous attempt at intimidating males with effeminate
posturing and incongruous ’smack talk’

I tried to Spence Out once and now everyone thinks I’m a
gay douche.

by CKReader June 9, 2009