Silent duck

The act of inserting a four fingers into ass while inserting the thumb in the pussy creating a bill with the hand preforming a "QUACKING" motion with the hand. Can be done vaginally with the thumb on the clit or in the ass.

This is precursor to fisting. Beginners fisting technique.

Other names in reference to. "The Quacker" "Duck BIll" "The howling wolf"

Jenny let me silent duck her last night. She wasn't very silent.

by FellatioJones May 10, 2018

silent football

The second best game in the world. Played when there's too much food on backpacking trips. The players adhere to an extremely strict set of rules, and when a rule is broken, other players ask the Duke or Duchess if they may speak, and when granted permission, they state who they think has broken the rule. The Duke or Duchess then decides if they should recieve penance, in other words, extra food. It's pretty awesome.

"We have way too much food and no one wants to eat it. Looks like we're going to have to play Silent Football."
*the game ensues..*
"Lady Duchess Lauren with the Long Lingering Locks of the Lost Coast, may I speak?"
"Yes, Lady Sonia, you may."
"I believe that Lord Dave was blaming his own flatulence problems on my person."
"I agree, and for that he shall recieve penance."
(Everyone is greatly amused, and Dave gets another bowl of the nasty rice and chili mix)

by la maravillosa September 16, 2008

silento

You already know who it is.... Watch me whip and nae nae mastermind boiz.

You were such a Silento when you whipped and nae naed.

by Llamacrew March 10, 2016

awkward silence turtle

A turtle that you make with your hands by putting one on top of the other (palms down) and your thumbs are its arms. You use it when there is an awkward silence.

"You're a retard."
"Huh?"
*awkward silence turtle*

by chocolategrape March 3, 2008

Jay And Silent Bob

Friday March 30, 2012 Jay And Silent Bob Get Old Live in concert with Film & TV Icons Jason Mewes and Kevin Smith at the Watseka Theatre 218 East Walnut Street, Watseka, Illinois 60970. The Watseka Theatre is a beautiful 1931 art deco 375 seat venue located 92 miles south of Chicago. It has a gourmet restaurant and full bar. Tickets are on sale now at the watseka Theatre boxoffice, by phone [phone] or on line at www.watsekatheatre.com .

Don't miss this outragous live comedy concert starring Jay And Silent Bob. This show is mature audiences.

by Rocmaven November 13, 2011

silent cry

silent cry is a phenomenom mostly seen in small children, usually under the age of 6. It is the cry that is evoked by a child when they are in such extreme pain or agony (perhaps older sibling took a toy away) that they are screaming or crying so loud that it appears that nothing is coming out when in fact it is really so f'in loud it can not be heard by the adult ear. Occasionaly, a silent cry can be exhibited in an adult, which is hilarious. In the adult case it is usually brought about again by extreme pain, but not what you would expect. It is not a serious injury that causes, not life threatening, not to a major limb. No, in fact it usually involves fingers or toes being slammed in a door or stubbed on a hard object, a paper cut has even been known to draw the silent cry.

Jackson to Kurt: Dude, boss is still looking for that Mitchel report he asked for a week ago. If it's not in my hands tomorrow morning I will bitchslap you so hard you will be silent crying for a fucking week ... a fucking week!!!
Kurt: Sorry, man I'm on it.

by the last great nobody July 2, 2009

Shley

The action of licking up shart after the process of "shartation". Male or Female can get the job done.

Well Ashley just sharted herself and made Sam shley up the yucky mess.

by Arthur Giga July 21, 2009