shitting bricks

When you shit so hard, and it's so painful it feels like a brick is coming out of your asshole.

Guy 1: IM SHITTING BRICKS RIGHT NOW AND IT HURTS SO FUCKING MUCH!!!!!

by coolpizzaguy December 7, 2023

Shitting splinters

When a bowl movement causes anal stinging

That curry was fierce, tomorrow I'll be shitting splinters

by Pocka Shnoods December 24, 2023

Shifting a civic

Shitting your pants

Jeremy was sitting in class. When all of a sudden he started shifting a civic.

by Whitewilt23 December 30, 2023

Shitting Boots

Corrupt people who are compromised under army's influence and pressure such that their shit is even boot shaped

Dont believe him, he must be shitting boots.

by UrbanLafanga February 10, 2024

shitting the dick

a phrase to describe when someone does something embarrassing or foolish. alternatively to be used as a shortened version of “shitdick” as an insult

A: “that guy is shitting the dick by fumbling her”
B: “that guy is a shitdick of a man”
C: “what the shitdick”
D: “dude stop shitting the dick”

by gyatttoberizzingme July 11, 2024

Shifting On

When you date some closely connected to your ex immediately after the break up.

When Tammy started dating her ex husband’s brother Dan, she was shifting on.

by Katrina Rowanda August 1, 2024

Shifting on

When you date someone closely connected to your ex immediately after the breakup.

When Tammy started dated her exes brother she wasn’t moving on, she was shifting on.

by Katrina Rowanda August 1, 2024