Rub some bacon on it

Man 1: dude I have abad headache
Man 1: rub some bacon on it you'll be fine
by Sid potter December 17, 2016
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Rub One Out

The act of rubbing one's sperm out in a easy flowing consistent motion.
Bubba: " Yeah gotta go home, put on my purple nikes, get my smokes, rub one out, shave my pubes, && bum a ride."
by Puddin0987654 September 10, 2010
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rub one out

To rub one out means for a guy to put all his hands on his dick and then pull & stroke his joy-stick until he has a rub-gasm and blows his load preferably into his own mouth.
Sometimes, all I can think about is guys and their dicks and I just have to rub one out!
by USAF Cadet January 27, 2021
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rub one out

when a male polishes his peuter until climax, then proceeds to bust a nut.
i was wathcing womens curling yesterday then i rubbed one out real sly like
by assplunder October 30, 2003
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rub the magic lamp

She rubs the magic lamp more than any girl I've ever met.
by J. Kimble July 14, 2005
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Rub N' Plug

When a bi-sexual female scissors another female, then immediately after has sex with a male.
Steve: "Hey Sally, why'd you leave so early from the orgy last night?"

Sally: "I did a Rub N' Plug with Stacy and Tom and that's all I really needed"
by Cotterrr April 24, 2018
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Rub One Outtie

Instead of offering ordinary conventional temporary outdoor toilet providers such as Porta John, Porta Potty, and or Johnny-on-the-Spot. Perverted get togethers like NAMBLA, Gay Erotic Expo, Gay Pride Parade, or The AVN Adult Entertainment Expo would have a strong need for a Rub One Outtie. A Rub One Outtie or "Rub-1-Outtie" is a simple portable enclosure containing a lotion dispenser, toilet, paper towel rack, and hand sanitizer dispenser. They are often constructed out of lightweight molded plastic and the only come in the color pink. In areas listed below Rub One Outtie's have been given a slang name called "Ronaldo-Awn-Thsa-Sthpoths" and "Jack-off-In-the-Box".
1. Washington, D.C.
2. Pasadena, Calif.
3. Seattle, Wash.
4. Cambridge, Mass.
5. Atlanta, Ga.
6. Asbury Park, NJ.
"Jenny's ass look so fine at the show last night...I was an inch away from hitting the Rub One Outtie up".

"The Run-1-Outtie's at the MSG Elton John show were so much cleaner than the ones at PNC Bank Art Center Judas Priest show".
by Pete Davis January 21, 2014
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