road snot

Road snot is the oil and rubber that rises to the surface on the roads of Los Angeles when the first rain of the year comes. It gets ground into the ground, then when that first rain does come, the roads are slippery as hell! You don't find road snot in Seattle since it rains there all the time.

Well, it's November 1 and the first rain of the year hit the raods of Los Angels. Fresh road snot rose to the surface and caused 100 accidents today.

by Dwayne October 2, 2004

roadskill

The act of expertly manouvering your vehicle to narrowly avoid hitting an animal.

Bev's deft roadskill meant that the neighbor's cat, which had darted onto the street, didn't become awkward roadkill.

by mrs.beazley May 4, 2010

roadskill

The act of expertly manouvering your vehicle to narrowly avoid hitting an animal.

Bev's deft roadskill meant that the neighbor's cat, which had darted onto the street, didn't become awkward roadkill.

by mrs.beazley May 4, 2010

roadsman

A man who drives for a living usually big rigs and other trucks. The roadsman sleeps at truck stops and eats beef jerky, potato chips, and drinks soda or coffee while on the road. Also the roadsman is know for wearing his novelty hats and having decals on the truck.

Robbie is a great roadsman!

by Mr. Robotron June 27, 2017

Roadside beday

When you're on a road trip and you gotta take a shit. No towels, no wipes, use that 2 liter of Mountain Dew that's keeping you awake. Take that dump, shake it up, and spray it up yo crack. Shake, rinse, repeat. Save a little for the rest of the drive.

Bro, I gotta go, pull over. I'll use your mountain dew as my roadside beday.

by DAS206 July 19, 2019

Montana roadside surprise

In any state, you get pulled over and in order to get out of a ticket you seduce the state trooper (gender not important) and bang them on the side of the road.

(person 1) haha I got pulled over but I pulled a montana roadside surprise; no ticket bitches...
(person 2) NICE!

by coolkidjf7 May 19, 2009

roader boat

Similar to road head, when someone performs a motorboat on a girl while in the car.

"I gave my boyfriend road head the other day."

"Yeah? Well my boyfriend took my top off and roader boated me."

by Spring Break 08 March 10, 2008