queef lord

''Queef lord'' is when one can queef more and louder then the last ''queef lord.''

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Guy: WOW I CAN'T BELIVE IT
Girl: WHAT IS IT?!
Guy: I JUST HAD SEX WITH THE NEW QUEEF LORD! *starts to suck her toes to show respect*

by ONANERING February 6, 2019

Newspaper queef

When the queef so fucking nasty it sounds like wet paper being flopped around like

Girl:flppspspspspps
Gary:damn nigga was that a newspaper queef?!

by Nigger poop June 19, 2019

Wafflestomp queef

The squelch or queef noise one hears when attempting to stomp a stubborn shower turd down the drain.

It’s 2020 mate, I’ve ran out of dunny roll and Aldi catalogs are slicing my arse open! looks like it’s Time for the o’l tub turd or the waffle-stomp! My wafflestomp QUEEFED brah!

by ThePenguinHitsA6 March 28, 2020

queef enchilada

A delicacy served at only the finest tex-mex restaurants.

Paul: How was dinner at El Norte?

Vishnu: Not bad! I originally wanted fish tacos, but the waitress talked me into queef enchiladas.

Paul: Wait, what?

by domylaundry November 6, 2017

master queef

it is the main character in the game "Halo".

master queef shot the alien.

by duchbag95 September 15, 2009

Queef

look up har

by Anonymous June 14, 2003

Donkey queef

1. When a homo sapien sapien produces a queef greater than or equal to the epicness of a donkey's vaginal explosion. 2. when a donkey queefs. 3. when a lady who looks like a donkey queefs. 4. when a man who looks like a donkey queefs. 5. when a baby who looks like donkey queefs. 6. or used in terms of gassin breh! mmmboi!

Jizz: Hark!

petey pablo: what?

jizz: do you hear that?

petey: what?

jizz: i just produced a queef that was greater than or equal to the epicness of a donkey's vaginal explosion.

petey: like a donkey queef, eww.

jizz: ballin.

by donkey hoetay August 25, 2010