Porno Pudding

(noun) An ancient Greek dessert, originating as early as 300 B.C. It usually contains a mixture of spit, semen, thyme, fecal matter, mint, and three pounds of all-purpose flour.

I made some porno pudding for Thanksgiving this year! I'm sure grandma will love it!

by Fwuntze June 4, 2015

Pinky Pudding

noun.

The sticky clump of earwax found on the tip of ones pinky after a particularly fruitful ear itching.

You're cousin, Zane, made me try his pinky pudding today after lunch.

by Sircurlsalot October 30, 2015

shower pudding

Created when indulging in a shower wank. When the hot water combines with one's seminal fluids and lube of choice, the sperm clumps and solidifies into sticky, semi-solid, gelatinous material which attaches to said individual's pubic hair and never truly goes down the drain.

I went to Jeff's house yesterday and took a shower. There was shower pudding in the drain.

by HarryAscholl March 19, 2016

Jam Pudding

When you're having intercourse with a woman on her period, you then proceed to pull out, place penis in her mouth, and allow her to suck all the blood off of it.

"aww mate, she loved her Jam Pudding last night."

by jampudding May 5, 2016

Tight pudding

When you are going for easy anal and she gets so scared she tenses up and shits herself

I am mentally scarred I was going to surprise Cindy with anal but instead I got tight pudding

by Mr Feelgood September 7, 2016

cuddle pudding

When cuddling with significant other or random and you cum a little bit

Jason accidentally got some cuddle pudding on Maria's back, hopefully she doesn't notice.

by I want to conquer the world July 25, 2016

Blue Pudding

Secret codeword for Purple Drank

Man, got any blue pudding? I need this.

by Code_Maker February 12, 2018