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problemacity

The condition that makes others not want to ask the question, "how are you doing?" The sufferer consistently has drama, issues and multiple problems. They will always have a long, drawn out response of ailments and problems including physical, social, financial and personal. They do not take resonsibility; it is never their fault and they do not want resolution.
Kim: "Hey, have you talked to Carmen lately?"
Danell: "I haven't. I just can't deal with her problemacity!"
by shitdamnhellpussyonthewall October 19, 2013
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problemtunity

The combination of the words "problem" and "opportunity", and a reminder that problems are opportunities.
Intuitively , the graduate student sensed that getting a new next door neighbor who smokes was a PROBLEMTUNITY, but wasn't sure why. In the next few days and weeks he realized that seeing how fucked-up his neighbor was, addicted to nicotine and unable to quit smoking, and that man's other problemtunities, let the graduate student see how blessed he was to be healthy and living correctly. The opportunity the problemtunity presented him with is a chance to spend more time studying, because to prevent his new neighbor's cigarette smoke from entering his apartment through its main door he puts a blanket at the base of the door, and to not need to stick parts of the blanket in the cracks on the side of the door more than once-a-day, he stays at home more, dedicates more time to study, and is getting better grades.
by but for June 7, 2018
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problematic frat boy tango

Problematic frat boy tango, also known as grape without the g
Person 1: "max did the Problematic frat boy tango with Layla."
Person 2: "I know, that's why I put tabasco sauce in his contact lenses."
by MitchyTheWitchy October 14, 2023
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pc problems

when unbeknownst to you, someone is hacking into your computer system
"met this geezer, didn't snog him, so now he's hacking in to my computer and giving me pc problems - that said he's a very successful pc flirt..."
by The Mamma with the Quan December 10, 2007
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nerdworld problems

The unique problems that effect only the nerds of the world. Usually having to do with video games, computer equipment, the making of costumes for Cos-play, as well as a whole host of other annoying problems that no other group of humans in the world have.
Nerd 1: Dude, I just can't seem to find the correct material to make my mask for my new NRC veteran armor.

Dude 1: Man, nerdworld problems!
by Von Druid July 26, 2012
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Funko problems

Things that don’t matter but matter to you.
“I wish I had funko problems.”

“Oh you didn’t get that funko pop? Sounds like you got funko problems.”

“Got an L today? Damn sounds like funko problems.”

What’s the matter you seem upset?

Oh I got funko problems.”
by Wifeofanerd September 28, 2021
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Filthy Rich Problems

So I caught a bit of a conversation today at the gym between a maybe mid 40's guy and his personal trainer. It was about what color his new lambo should be.

Can't be white because my other Lambo that I keep in Vegas (must have a house in vegas - who doesn't right?) is white. And red is right out. That's a Ferrari color. And my ferrari is red. Maybe orange or lime green. Hey - do they make it in silver, that's a nice color.

Filthy Rich Problems...
by JasonS5555 November 6, 2019
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