poop smoothie

a warm smoothie made of poop.

this poop smoothie is delicious, bob, let me lick your ass!

by Carlos Crespo August 14, 2003

Poop In My Mouth

When someone puts words in your mouth and doesnt let you talk for yourself.

When someone says something unbelievable or stupid

An insult

Yea and he wants a-
Dude dont poop in my mouth!

Yea she totally smurfed me man!
Your poopin in my mouth!

Im gonna poop in your mouth

by Poopinyourmouthwithafat turd September 10, 2009

Oprah Poop

A soft, wet, S-shaped poop. Oprah expressed her pleasure with these "healthy" poops on her show after a doctor talked about being properly hydrated and having a healthy colon.

I must be drinking enough water lately because today I had an awesome Oprah Poop.

by futbolgirl24 May 8, 2005

poop stache

A poop stache is the remnant hairs or ingrown hairs that are still visible on a guy's upper lip even after they shave. No matter how many times they shave it still stays there. A poop stache is most noticeable on guys who grow hair mostly on their upper lip and nowhere else on their beard or sides of their faces; this makes it look even more like shit.

Evelyn: "Look at John, isn't he a hottie?"

Abby: "Yeah, too bad he has a poop stache"

by brittany snow February 2, 2008

youtube poop

Random video clips from video games, tv shows, etc, mixed together and tons of earrape.

Character 1: WelcomeemocleW to youtube poop.
Character 2: What the FaF.
Character 1: *earrape*
Character 3: SHUSH THE FAF UPP.
Character 2: Holy shish.

by A Silly Gentleman May 29, 2014

Poop sock

The sock one uses to poop at school

Bro can I borrow your poop sock?

by chief chungus February 7, 2019

poop out of the peehole

doing something ass-backwards (literally, in it's original form)

This term sprang like a phoenix rising from the ashes from an incident that happened to a friend of mine. We'll call him Dude. Dude had the flu, and everything that comes with it, and was sprinting toward the bathroom for the millionth time with diarrhea when he realized he had his underwear on backwards. With no time to spare he proceeded to "do his business" through the fly opening or, to poop of out of the peehole.

As the phrase rolls off of the toungue so easily, it came to have many different applications.

*Parts of this story may have been dramatized for effect

"did I just poop out of the peehole?" (driver asking passenger in a car if they had driven the wrong way out of a parking lot.)

by billyho September 27, 2005