hard-piping

Cool dude who smokes a lot. *takes hit* Yah. *cough*
Jenny stopped having sex with Tommy because he was too stoned to do anything. But she went straight to Richard, cuz he's a real hard-piping man who can have sex while smoking.
by darkwater5 June 10, 2017
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douche pipe

A vape pen. So called because usually only douches vape.
Brad's over there sucking on his douche pipe.
by ces't la vie February 14, 2022
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Straight piping it

Farting with no underwear on. Nothing to filter the fart.
My uncle was straight piping it at Walmart and left a stain in his jeans.
by Gar Grim March 16, 2023
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Straight Piped

To fuck a girl in the ass so hard that she uncontrollably mubble like a 440 motor.
Man last night I heard Haylee was Straight Piped by Conner it was crazy.
by Kren Markland July 19, 2021
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Landlord Pipe

The Landlord Pipe is an essential tool used to smoke indoors and avoid detection from landlords, parents, wives or anyone ells you don't want smelling smoke.

The Landlord Pipe can be constructed out of any tube that is available to you, and the length is a matter of preference, but usually, they are made from the inner cardboard tube of a toilet paper roll or paper towel roll and fabric softener sheets. It is stuffed with fabric softener sheets, which act as a filter. you blow your exhaled smoke through the Landlord Pipe and what comes out, is fresh, clean smelling, filtered smoke that wont cause any suspicion.
Ron Bombcronadon wanted to smoke some dank in his bong but did not want his angry wife to smell it. He made a Landlord Pipe and did bong hits all night long and his wife never smelled anything!
by Ron Bombcronadon February 16, 2011
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shnozz pipe

A catarliged object on your face; nose
by dru bong May 19, 2007
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dwayne pipe

absolutely unit of a team, no one stopping them

beating multiple professional teams like nottingham forest,barcelona,real madrid.
also sponsored by weatherspoons and alcohol
that dwayne pipe team yh what a squad don’t mess with em
by harveyharve oxley July 23, 2019
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