Penis

Best friends who are named Alison and Cassie

look there is an incoming penis

by samantha April 4, 2005

penis

multiply it by 5 and thats whats in your mothers mouth.

knock on your parents room door. open wide, cum inside, its play school...

by bamzie November 4, 2003

Penis

the male reproductive organ; it hangs out of your body and gets hard when it wants to shoot. Paul Tucci of Oceanside New York has a very small one, this is due to anabolic steroid use because hes so small. (his mom told me last night when i did her).

Paul Tucci's Penis : 0- - - >

Average Penis : 0 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - >

by Mike Melito August 3, 2007

penis

something i slip to your mom
something that i have that is bigger than yours

i stuck my huge penis in your mom and she screamed with pleasure

by Anonymous October 10, 2003

penis

a kid called staurt

hey, staurt is a total penis

by gary July 4, 2003

penis

a short thing on your boyfriend.

bob has a stubby penis

by Anonymous February 12, 2003

penis

a twig like stick that is often used to saw things in half
you usually also use it like a object of worship and all women will bow down before it
it is used in the making of ice cream sandwhich

ex 1: Dude... that is totally a thin brown penis
Ex 2: Woah... three girls said they worship me cauze i hav a penis
Ex 3: Dude... ice cream involves penises

by George Feeny April 25, 2008