An expression used when things are shitty to the extent that the situtation is analogous to the displeasure a heterosexual male would feel if he were to suckle upon the testicles of another man.
by Faulkner August 11, 2006
Person 1: "I heard Robbie gave a Monroe Thot that 40 ball for the coochie."
Person 2: "what a savage, I bet she busted it wide open!"
Person 2: "what a savage, I bet she busted it wide open!"
by Yungbasedrob November 20, 2019
(verb) To go into the vagina completely..up to the balls
(adjective) All the way in...balls slapped up against the pussy
(adjective) All the way in...balls slapped up against the pussy
by woody bania February 03, 2004
When a man sits down for so long that each of his testicles gets stuck to each of his legs at the same time.
Example 1
Jason: "Why is AJ screaming in pain?"
Rocky: "Because he got couch-balls by sitting through an 8 hour Golden Girls Marathon"
Example 2
**School speech is going on"
AJ: "Dude lets bail before this long speech gives us a severe case of couch-balls"
Rocky: "Too late for that, if I get up now my skin is gonna rip off"
Jason: "Why is AJ screaming in pain?"
Rocky: "Because he got couch-balls by sitting through an 8 hour Golden Girls Marathon"
Example 2
**School speech is going on"
AJ: "Dude lets bail before this long speech gives us a severe case of couch-balls"
Rocky: "Too late for that, if I get up now my skin is gonna rip off"
by rocketman4000 July 20, 2011
Saltwater balls is when you get out of the beach after a long time and it irritates your balls and the sides near them. It causes you to walk like a duck with feces hanging out his butthole. It burns and it needs irritation cream.
DAAYUUUMM! Did you see David? He's walking around like a duck. Yesterday he went to the beach. He might've gotten Saltwater balls.
by Ultraf0xDictionary June 08, 2014
Powerful ancient shamanic technique/ cure for evil damaging twisted energies.. usually caused by another claiming love and affection, yet not free to give it or simply seeking gain at your own expense.. /downfall or simply an energy whore seeking a long term parasite ..
As the facts reveal themselves over time and the combined energy is revealed, this person can attempt lie forever ..energy is energy …
Then easy to imagine .. the two of them .. walking buddy/ flirting partner .. even one will do … balls deep …
Repeat nightly when the lights go out …
It won’t take long ..
Crude but effective …
As the facts reveal themselves over time and the combined energy is revealed, this person can attempt lie forever ..energy is energy …
Then easy to imagine .. the two of them .. walking buddy/ flirting partner .. even one will do … balls deep …
Repeat nightly when the lights go out …
It won’t take long ..
Crude but effective …
by LetsTalkAboutX April 11, 2023
Ball Snot is a slang term for Sperm, generally used to disgust people for show, also referred to as Baby Batter / Man Milk.
by Lee H May 21, 2006