Corn Dick

A Nebraska Corn Husker fan who still believes their team is relevant and to prove it trolls other teams pages from their mothers basements, typically 50 years or older and born of incest.

That James Collman guy is a real Corn Dick, all he ever does is post stupid shit on Iowa pages and pretend he has some semblance of intelligence

by Tim Osbourne September 17, 2019

corn sleeve

The act of taking the batter off of a corn dog and inserting your penis in snugly. Then proceeding to jerk or have sex with it on. Just like a condom

Peter went to the fair and made a corn sleeve out of the corndog he bought and went to the restroom. He has no friends

by Ch1N0! September 3, 2016

Corn hoe

Corn hoe :A farmers daughter that really likes dick

A farmers daughter really likes dick or she’s a corn hoe

by Corn rows and corn hoes June 25, 2018

Corn Blaster

a shit visibly containing bits of corn, blasted out your asshole in an emergency fashion. A truly awful corn blaster will project at a great angle compared to the usual shit, often spackling the side of the toilet bowl. One of the tell tale signs of a truly terrible corn blaster, is an immediately itchy asshole upon crowning.

Pete: "hey Cornelious, are you ready to go to the strong man cometition?"
Cornelious: "I just gotta get rid of this corn blaster, then we'll go."

by newbcat November 21, 2011

corn hoe

Anyone who typically fucks people who live in rural areas

Jim: did you hear Ally drove 30 minutes to fuck some guy in a barn?
Pam: Yeah, she’s such a corn hoe

by jimmyjon123 March 14, 2018

Corn Fillet

A shit or turd.

I might go snap of a couple of corn fillets.

by Prince Edward the 4th January 13, 2011

corn swaggle

to fuck someone in the ass with an ear of corn and then to eat the shit stained object.

after nellie fucked ruth in the ass with the sweet corn she pulled it out and ate it.

by freedav04 June 12, 2005