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Milkshake is nice

Also known as “Milkshakism”, is an ethereal movement started in Somerset, massachusetts (which also makes it the only interesting thing to come from this shitty fucking town) based on the birdflesh song by the same name. The movements prime goal is to change the world by the molecular level to a milkshake, creating a sweet and cool paradise out of earth.
Milkshake is nice

But not in my eyes

Only in my mouth and soul

I want the taste

All the time

Milkshake is not a crime

I like milkshake, I like it a lot

Strawberry flavour, slowly we rot

Fresh fruit, milk and cream

Like an ever flowing stream

I like it sweet, not too thick

Without a shake, I get sick

Cool milkshake in a pool

Swim and drink, don’t go to school

Milkshake is nice

But not in my eyes

Only in my mouth and soul

I want the taste

All the time

Milkshake is not a crime

I like milkshake, I like it a lot

Strawberry flavour, slowly we rot

Fresh fruit, milk and cream

Like an ever flowing stream

I like it sweet, not too thick

Without a shake, I get sick

Cool milkshake in a pool

Swim and drink, don’t go to school

Happy soul equals happy life

Share a shake with your wife

True beauty in the cream

But it can’t compete with you Jolene
by Milkshake is nice August 31, 2019
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nice and moist

When you cum all over you're dick and then rub it on a chick making her all nice and moist.
Oh Henry , I hope you're getting ready to make me nice and moist!
by DaHomie5000 March 6, 2017
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nice barbecue

a fun time with your family. the best part is the delicious roasted feet and bodies. you roast people.
“wow! This roasted eye is looking nice! Do we have more? This is a nice barbecue!”
“gee thanks! we can get some more bodies from the basement.”
by kaylar12345 April 11, 2021
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Selectively nice

Someone who selects who their nice to
Sometimesw based on status
Or what they can get from person
Mrs.smith is selectively nice to people who shes can get something from look at her being nice to that guy so he can carry something heavy for her
by Kennysva May 26, 2018
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Nice guy

Anyone named Marco is a nice guy, if not the nicest guy you can ever meet in your life
"Have you seen Marco yet?"
"No, but I've heard he's a pretty nice guy."
by Draveeeennn November 6, 2022
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Nice cock

A saying such as Bria before hoes
Woah bro, that’s a Nice cock
by Iamsheep June 12, 2022
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Nice guy

A nice guy is anybody who believes that if one person shows another person of the opposite gender any small gesture of niceness, the first person is absolutely interested romantically/sexually and both persons absolutely should date/smash.

This can go both ways: a nice guy buying a girl flowers and so now she owes him sex; or a girl touching a nice guy's arm and that means she's in love with him.
Nice guy: I guess being nice and being myself is a curse for girls.
Girl: It's probably the whining on FaceBook and the "I'm nice so fuck me" attitude, actually.
by niceguydefinition May 21, 2022
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