my ass in my hands

When you’re in a bad situation.

So I was at the gas station right, and a dude points a gun at me and tell me to give me everything you got now! Now i’m standing there with my ass in my hands and all i’m trying to do is buy my shit and leave.

by joewal June 21, 2022

that was my thigh

A fat person's excuse to when you hit them clearly in the area to where their nuts should be, but their junk is really just small and covered by layers of fat.

GUY: What is the capital of Thailand?
FAT GUY: I don't know...
GUY: BANG COCK! *Hits Fat Guy in "nuts"*
FAT GUY: That was my thigh...

by JiggaX August 24, 2003

my rida

A name for your partner, the one that you guys are going to be with eachother through everything! The one that you go through everything with.

Hes my rida through everything, through thicks n thicks& all the problems going on we going to get through them. Aint nobody going to replace any one of us

by This all true bitch February 24, 2018

my uncle

a person who will sexually assault u anytime he sees you u better run or he will whoop your ass ,we will get his gang together and they will put u in there van .

my uncle: " hey girls wanna see my van"
girls: "no"
my uncle runs after them

by skiddddddzzzzzzz October 20, 2020

On my ticket

When a person uses his/her guest pass for a friend or aquaintance who does not attend that particular school. Is usually used for dances, such as Prom or Homecoming.

Guy 1: "Dude, I want to go to prom so I can hook up, but I don't go to that school anymore!"
Guy 2: "Hey, you can go on my ticket, but you have to be my wingman.
Guy 1: "Deal. But no fat chicks."

by punkbass_20x6 July 13, 2006

my humps

A song talking about a girls goodies pretty much. The song is an embarrasment to our culture though

Talking about my humps

by DizzyLizzy February 16, 2007

in my cups

"In my cups" means drunk.

Yes madam, I am in my cups, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

(Based on the Winston Churchill quote)

by operaman June 28, 2008