messy turtle

when a guy shits into a girls vaginal orface for sexual pleasure.

everything was going fine until alfredo thought he was slick and pulled a messy turtle. we had to postpone orgasm for a half an hour due to cleaning problems.

messy turtle by nick March 14, 2004

mushy around the pussy 

when you are in bed trying to have sex but are unable to get a hard-on

boy 1: dude did you fuck her last night

boy 2: nah man i was mushy around the pussy

mushy around the pussy by jesusjuice1234 February 25, 2011

Missy 

You are my hero because you let me see there’s faith and power inside me. You have to juggle her career and home and scores full points in both. You make it all seem a cakewalk. Every mom is an inspiration.

this is just so i can make a mug for my mom, Missy for mothers day.

Missy by link to my discord. April 23, 2019

musky resk 

a musky resk is when a man has not cleaned his penis after ejaculation. the resk is the name for the residue and it is said to be musky due to the smell

shut the fuck up you musky resk

musky resk by cuntthruster69 April 28, 2020

Mössykkäolo 

Mössykkätunne is allmost like hangover feeling but not. It's feeling that usually comes when you have been drinking last night. But you don't feel sick or anything, the main thing is that you don't want to do nothing nor go anywhere, all you want to do when you have Mössykkäolo is be home, and have curtains in front of window and do nothing, or irc allday.

Were you partying last night? Yes I was. So how are you feeling? Do you have a hang over? Nope. Do you wanna do something today? No I'am gonna be at home and do nothing, don't distdurb me. See ya in the irc ok?

Mössykkäolo by game_flea July 1, 2005

mushy 

noun.
pachingchang
buhjolly
twat
vagina
mommas fish pie
lips betwee a girls hips
poonanie
poon tang
the pink canoe
buhgerald

a stupid girl

basically anything you want it to mean

"*sniff*sniff*..SMELLS LIKE MUSHY!"
"you hoe, pull down yo pants so i can have the mushy platter w/ a side of PACHINGCHANG!"
"hunny..come back to bed before your mushy gets cold!"
"man.. that mushy jut stole my five dollars! what a MUSHY!!"

mushy by MOMO March 2, 2004

Mushy Mushy 

*The word commonly used in referance to having sexual encounters with one of the same or opposite gender.
*created as from a "slip of the tongue" while V meant to say "mushies" refering to mushrooms but "came out" with "mushy"

"after i touched jenn's OI OI, we headed to her boyfriends room for some mushy mushy"

Mushy Mushy by Valisa June 18, 2004