brazilian mustache

When a girl shits and a guy catches it in his hand and wipes it all over his face so he has a mustache.

Matt - " Oh my god, my face still stinks from stacy last night."
Cody - "SHE GAVE YOU A FUCKING BRAZILIAN MUSTACHE, DIDN'T SHE!?"

by long rodman January 30, 2009

French Mustache

When you use any spreadable medium applied to each side of your penis so that when you wang slap the recipient(they must be unaware or unsuspecting), it draws a mustache across their upper lip. Precision and timing is a must.

Dude, I totally just "French Mustached" Scotty!

by Daniel4564508 January 14, 2008

Spanish-moustache

While your sex partner is positioned doggy-style you put your thumb up her/his ass and when he/she turns around you draw a line just above her/his lip with your thumb.
PS.
If a thick line is left it may also be referred to as "giving a Hitler"

i totally gave that chick a Spanish-moustache last night. Then she kicked me in the balls.

by Spanklord October 18, 2008

Moustache

Slang for african american person, black person, negro, nigger, etc

This popular trend was started by moustaches themselves, and is quickly catching on

Trust me, EVERYONE is calling black people moustaches

Variants: Moussies, 'Staches

Yo, wats up my moustache
Moustache, what?
Boy do I hate moustaches
Moustaches are really fast
Hey look, a moustache!

by top secret! December 22, 2004

handle-bar mustache

some one who had a mustache that exceeds their chin and just really sucks bad

someone gay

by bob December 5, 2003

Hitler mustache

The greatest outfit rock and roll will ever know. www.myspace.com/hitlersmoustache

Boy howdy, those fellers from Hitler's Moustache certainly posess the ability to bring the noise.

(hitler mustache)

by son of leviticus October 13, 2006

Mustache Cheese

The smearing of the cheese like substance found inside the labia on the mustache of the male.

Gillie: Hey friend you're mustache cheese looks great.
Friend: Yea my lady friend has a great vagina.

by Christmas Tang August 4, 2010