Montessori OB

The Montessori System is not real here. Parents believe that their $9k goes to their children learning the Montessori “ways” or whatever the hell that is. Let me tell you what it’s really like here. First off, you get NO freedom what so ever. The teachers treat you like shit. You can be with them since you were younger, yet, you mean absolutely nothing to them. Also, there’s less than 20 per GRADE. Yeah, you heard me, GRADE. And I love some teachers and all, but for the most part, all of them make dumb rules for their dumb students as apart of their dumb school. The teachers and administration don’t truly understand what it’s like to have ass student. Take Cypress Bay as an example, the students take drugs and have sex in high school. Nobody at Montessori does that. Since we don’t have shit situations like that, they make every excuse to get you in trouble. Whether it’s breathing or whispering, in their eyes, you are a criminal and a terrible kid.

Becca- “Hey wanna go to Montessori OB”
Roni- “Oh you mean the ones where they lectured everyday?”

by Iowagirlllll March 15, 2019

montecuollo

the hottest last name ever and if u have this last name u are very sweet and pretty and usually itialian.

averees last name is montecuollo

by km12321 April 10, 2019

Montereo

He’s the guy who will make you smile no matter what your feeling and makes your day go so smoother

Montereo puts a smile on my face every time I Seek his presence ❤️

by Queen.dripppy April 17, 2019

Monterey Melt

Screwing a girl on the beach, and you pull out, straddle her, and cum on her forehead. When she sits up, and the cum runs down her face, that’s a Monterey Melt.

Met this chick at a beach bar... I had no choice but to give her a Monterey Melt..

by stratguy July 10, 2019

Montezooma's revenge

A disease of the digestive system that causes you to rush madly about for extended periods.

If I have a bout of Montezooma's revenge, I watch Zoom on PBS Kids to make the feverishly-compulsive leg-work seem less boring and tiring.

by QuacksO October 4, 2019

Montez x4

Montez x4 was a gay stripper back in 2015 but then began to sell crack with 6ix9ine and sell percocets to 50 cent for money to support his family. His real name is Ahmad Mills and now turned into a hero on his new documentary called The One.

Dude Montez x4 is such a hero

by Nick Boid December 30, 2019

montez

gay 2 inch pepe also sucks pepe and has been gay for his whole life and will tend to absolutely suck at all games.

montez is not my boyfriend

by pepe sucker 300 April 8, 2020