Sexual Moans

A noise made by a male or female when they perform sexual intercose.

Mark: Wheres tod?

Jimmy: He's fucking Julia in the closet, you can hear the sexual moans from a mile away.

*from the closet next to them*
Julia: AHHHHH OHH BABY OH YEAH FUCK YESSS OHHHHHHHH GIVE ME MORE DADDY OHHH

Mark: Umm... I'm gonna leave now...

by Large-pp August 1, 2019

Moaning Zombie

An entertaining way of concluding business during sex. Ensure you are banging a girl (preferably someone who loves you) from behind, and then spit on their back.

Proceed to pulling out of your partners quim, spinning her around and then hitting her in the face with the money shot. Her reaction will be the perfect impression of a moaning zombie (as in, cum = melting flesh, moan in response to your actions).

Yesterday, I moaning zombie'd your mum.

This fat bitch was fucking me off during sex, so I hit her with the moaning zombie.

by evil_moses January 10, 2009

moak

Civil War era derogatory slang for a black person. This was probably derived from 'mocha', i.e. the coffee named after the port in Yemen.

By the way, we visited Captain Armes' Battlefield up there toward the Republican (River), and found one dead horse and the remains of one dead negro! It appears that Armes didn't find the Indians after all, so much as they found him! .... he managed to get out of the scrape after a fashion and the whole force drifted back to Fort Hayes without any procrastination .... The Kansas troops are a set to contemplate with curiosity--and the 'Moaks' are in the same category!" (Life in Custer's Cavalry, ed. by Robert Utley, Yale University Press, 1977, p 99)

by 1231241232 August 11, 2006

moach

A shortened version of motor coach.

We rode the moach to the museum.

by lulums August 1, 2007

moad

"Mother of all dumps." Inspired by the MOAB bomb used in the recent Gulf war. A massive, long, and powerful defecation that is followed by shock and awe.

When he stepped out of the bathroom half an hour later, Julius saw the shock and awe on peoples faces and realized they too knew he had dropped a MOAD.

by dropbombs November 7, 2003

Moak

A word often used to descirbe the sweat that accumulates around your genitalia....

"Boy I need a shower, my moak smells horrible"
"Is it hot in here or is that just the layer of moak around my testicles.."

by Justin February 3, 2003

moach mocha

When a moach is too large to flush down the toilet, and instead swirls around, muddying the water and creating a mocha-like appearance.

Three flushes later, the moach had turned my toilet into a grande non-fat moach mocha.

by jamoore84 September 8, 2007