midget

Anything smaller than usual but sometimes better or funnier than average compared to how small it is. They are Beasts at basketball but get swatted because of their shortness.

that midget(person) was 3 feet tall

I had a midget lunch today

by Failcantcompete March 5, 2009

migger

A black midget!

My neighbor is a black midget, so I call him a migger.

by Anahiem January 14, 2009

Midge

When one takes an explosive shit that hurts the anus. One would think that a midget or short person was hiding in the toilet with a lighter held to their ass.

After a late night call for Taco Bell, Tommy used one too many packets of fire sauce- After retiring for an hour or so in the restroom, Tommy commented to his friends, "Wow, I think i just got attacked by a midge in the bathroom!!!"

After a week of consuming a diet of habeneros and hard-boiled eggs, Shane felt overwhelmed by the constant battling of the "midge."

by PodBerry February 6, 2009

Migger

Mexican who trys to act black

Travis jizzmeis

by JPshizz April 5, 2004

midget sacker

1. one who sacks (has sexual experiences) with a midget or dwarf

1. Megan is as midget sacker.

just kidding megan LYLAS

by shelley November 24, 2004

midget problems

1. Doesn't get enough head.
2. Always wants head.
3.Gets head from other People and say to ther Boyfriend or girlfriend it didn't mean anything to them

1."Man you don't get enough head boi you have midget problems."
2."Boi you always want head you got midget problems."
3."Boi you been getting head from everyone but me and you say it don't mean a thang boi please you got midget probles!"

by Chrissy Perry March 12, 2005

Midget Overlord

An east-coast high-school terminology meaning: "To exert authority, with low stature".

"Charlie really is a Midget Overlord," said Tom. "He is the coolest kid on campus."

by CharlesD May 6, 2006