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The act of having an awkward meal with someone after a night of hooking up - often associated with a drunken hook-up resulting in an unplanned sleepover.
"Dude, when I woke up I forgot she was there - she was so drunk the night before, I figured the least I could do was meal her before taking her home."

"I was so hungover and just wanted to go home but he totally mealed me."
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this person is very book smart, friendly to all and gets good grades.
but outside of the academic world she is most commonly referred to as a 'closet freak'

this girl has a good-side and a FREAK-side
BOB- oh my god dude did you see Mealyn at the bar last night? she was CRAZY !!

GEORGE- No I don't go to bars... wait.. is that why she left math club early???
Mealyn by weeman217 November 6, 2011

happy.meals69 

A awesome girl who makes very aesthetic tiktoks. Follow her on tiktok @happy.meals69 you’ll never regret it.
Most used as a noun.
happy.meals69 makes the weirdest TikTok.
I’m about to break my mutual with happy.meals.
A cute music major who likes to Microwave Peeps.
That is totally a Melah girl.
Mealah by Isaac April 4, 2004
The meal that takes place somewhere in between midnight and 5:00 in the morning. YOU KNOW YOU'VE HAD IT!
Person 1: Wow I just got home and I'm hungry, but it's 2:45 in the morning.
Person 2: Dude have some mealio!
Person 1: You're a genius!
mealio by Joel Torrens February 3, 2004

Happy Meals

The fast, cheap and easy class of 2011 at Shorewood high school.
"Those girls over there are happy meals. Lets go get us some."
Happy Meals by 2011 December 9, 2008

mealsturbate 

To feel sexually attracted to food whilst thinking about or seeing it.
Show me your food, or tell me your plans for food, so I can mealsturbate.
mealsturbate by LixelPixel August 25, 2014