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by That good good cheese March 29, 2021

Air Masturbation

Air masturbation is when a woman sucks air in and out of her vagina or asshole to masturbate with it.

"I heard weird sucking and farting noises coming from her room for the past 10 minutes. She must have been using Air Masturbation.

by baronessjeans May 31, 2018

precation masturbation

The act of masturbating the day before a long vacation to avoid the urge to touch oneself in close proximity to friends and/or family members.

I've made our reservations, packed our bags, and had my precation masturbation session. I am totally ready for this trip!

by RonnieRon February 6, 2017

Intellectual masturbation

A conversation with the purpose of confirming or showing off both parties' knowledge in a certain field, without providing new leads or ideas.

They kept jerking each other's brain off in that round of intellectual masturbation about algorithms optimization.

by SollyDMonkey July 3, 2022

masturbation procrastination

When you throw all your responsibilities out the window and just masturbate.

Damon didn't finish his project until the last minute because he was too busy with masturbation procrastination.

by dddisaster November 29, 2016

Ego masturbation

When you lack confidence and need some stroking to make it stronger, better

Ego masturbation is giving yourself praise when you actually suck so bad at it.

by Onezeen August 6, 2019

Masturbation-Probation

A Chance To Redeem Yourself During No-Nut-November.

BIGGIEYYY: No! I Just Failed No-Nut-November!

Madajio: Chill Dude, Your Just On Masturbation-Probation Now.

by Madajio Júan-Pablo December 24, 2021