angry time machine

when you are fucking a girl so hard that she travels back in time and gets eaten by a dinosouar

Tom: Where is Jenny
Cam: I gave her a angry time machine last night
Tom; Oh so thats where she is

by qaswedfrtghyyujkiol;p November 2, 2009

Washing Machine

A type of kiss where both tongues go in a circular motion mimicking a washing machine

“I heard Lisa and John were doing the washing machine behind school yesterday!”

by SAC July 31, 2019

macintoast

A term used to describe a dead Mac, Macintosh, or Apple(same thing) product. Usually computers.

Guy 1: My Macintosh is now Macintoast.
Guy 2: It was probably all that porn.

Guy 3: This iPod finally died after 5 years.
Girl 1: It's Macintoast!

by Jimbomb April 20, 2007

Mackin' the Slit

The action of stabbing someone with a knife, then repeatedly penetrating the open wound with one's penis. Usually resulting in ejaculation by only one of the parties involved.

The ultimate insult in a knife fight!

I sliced his stomach, and I finished by mackin' the slit. He's never been quite the same...

by mrs.rayray September 23, 2010

tard machine

A man that always produces retarded children

Mike just had another baby, it is retarted, he is a tard machine

by knoby February 22, 2007

Boner Machine

An attractive woman who can produce boners on an industrial scale.

"Dude, have you seen the new chick?"
"Yeah man. She's a total boner machine."
"Got that right. Gotta go adjust my trousers."

by Whoopdeedo March 29, 2015

macking

when ur spitting game on this super fine girl

yo check out robert he be macking right now!

by slim rock June 19, 2011