john macken

An absolutely amazing guy. Clever, handsome, strong and all in all a great guy. He is an amazing sportsman, especially in football and quite outspoken. He rarely opens up and he often would show his love for you. He doesn't care what others think about him; he just gets on with life. He is a good public speaker and rarely gets nervous.

Negatives:
He's just too handsome.

Hello john macken

by 123JMAN123 November 25, 2013

The Maiden Effect

"when a person perceives someone to be more innocent and mature than they really are, only for the deceiving person to violently lash out and attack the first person with vitriol that likely includes illegal acts of malevolence"

Luke came across what he thought was the girl of his dreams, she turned out to be a two faced psycho. When he tried to question her, he became a victim of the Maiden Effect.

by the_autism August 17, 2017

sophie macdonald

A great person with curly hair who’s the best in her friend group

Woah I wish I was like sophie macdonald

by Jakeperaltachrisevans October 12, 2017

MILF Maiden

when you seek a referral directly from the MILF to date her maiden daughter.

(All parties are adults)

Chris: heyyyyy good lookin, I love your spirit did u raise your daughter like that?

MILF: of course, they were raised right?

Chris: awesome, think i could take her out on a date?

MILF: sure, you’re handsome and charming.

Chris: oh fuck yeeeeaaaaaaaaah... can’t wait to meet this MILF Maiden!

by TedEye November 11, 2017

Iron Maiden

There are two definitions of Iron Maiden

1. A device of torture where you are placed in a casket with spikes in it and it is closed

2. A kick ass metal band with songs like Number of the Beast and The Trooper

1. Let's use the iron maiden on him
2. Dude I saw iron maiden live in concert

by Trexlizzard May 21, 2018

The Mackenzie

When you royally fuck youself

Ah, i see, you've done "The Mackenzie", there is no turning back now....

by HentaiLordXxx42069 September 26, 2018

Garrett Macdonald

Normally has a very bald dad. Has very good wifi and has uncombed hair.

Did you see that garrett Macdonald guy

Yeah bro His dad is so bald

by Dwayne Macdonald November 13, 2018