Dick Hopping Machine

A pogo stick

What's that kid doing at the skatepark riding a dick hopping machine?

by Do It Switch June 3, 2009

Xenos ex Machina

A plot device whereby a seemingly inextricable problem is suddenly and abruptly solved with the contrived and unexpected intervention of an extraterrestrial being.

Hey look, Superman saved the day by flying around the Earth really fast and turning back time! Thank goodness for Xenos ex Machina!

by Royston Lodge September 13, 2011

vending machine

Drug dealers

play on playa

i got a fist full of vending machines (I control the drug industry)

by A pimp named slickback July 25, 2007

machine

To do something with a degree of certainty, ample strength, or lasting ability.

Tiger Woods is a golfing machine

That guy just did 1000 sit-ups, he's a machine.

A) Josh can fuck all night long.
B) Yea, he's definetly a machine

by Bug August 26, 2003

Rage Aganist The Machine

White People revolution music.
Good band that broke up.

Rage aganist the machine is good.

by Bob May 28, 2003

green machine

A term used to describe those who are uncontrollable when it comes to hook ups. They hold no moral standards, and will give it up pretty easily. Often times they are found hooking up with a number of people in the same night.

Caitlin was such a green machine last night.

Amanda's hook ups last night made it clear that she is a green machine.

by LikeWHat November 1, 2008

time machine

When you fuck up and you can't take it back, when you make a horrible mistake but you can't go back and change it. With a time machine you go back in time and fix your mistakes. You can take back things you said or did that have created problems in your future or present time. You can travel back in time and change something you did that affects your future a lot. Without a time machine your just screwed over and stuck. There nothing you can do but suffer and hope everything will work out.

1.)When your "with" a guy but not technicaly dating yet and he ends up fucking with your feelings and screwing you over.telling you he likes you so much but can't go out with you but goes out with another girl the next week. lieing to you and making you cry. dreading every minute you wasted with him.wanting to die rather than hear him talk about this new grilfriend or see them together. with a time machine,you can go back in time and advoid meeting him and having feelings for him.

by Taylahhh August 14, 2007