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Democrat Logic

A meaningless term invented by barely-literate Republicans.
What you're probably looking for is "Democratic Logic", i.e. the idea that we should base our government policies on actual numbers and evidence as opposed to ancient myths and superstitions(stem cells have souls), not to mention false stereotypes (the idea that all people on welfare want to be there and are lazy, yes even the children).
"Democrat Logic" exists only among republicans who believe in the existence of the "Democrat Party".
by Submitters of Words July 7, 2011
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Legging

The proper name for an entire leg covered with tattoos. Both legs being tattooed are referred to as "leggings".
"Dude, sweet sleeve! The colors on that dragon are sick!"

"Thanks, you wanna see my legging too?"
by icsouthsiderm July 7, 2010
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Logical Phallusy

An error in judgment caused by a man thinking with his penis instead of his brain.
I committd a logical phallusy in sleeping within that huge vagina, as now I can never escape from it.
by Martha Nose October 23, 2007
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Lagging

When you are too slow to walk with other people.
Bob: you guys are walking to fast for me... let me catch up with you
Jim: haha bob's lagging
by shcruzplezzz December 30, 2011
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logic

1. The governing force by which the universe is supposed to operate, but doesn't really.

Non-operation is defined in the sense of a computer program having an error in its programming. Sense life has not crashed, we are forced to conclude that the universe operates.

An extremely logical person will attempt to relate every event, emotion, and idea into a universal truth and will probably devote the entirety of their life to this endeavor, possibly to the point of obsession. When they fail utterly they can only say that they did the most logical thing possible.

2. An excuse to ignore the emotions, logic, ability, or worth of others in order to do whatever the hell one wants.
Boy: Why do you say that?
Girl: Monkeys are invading the world.
Boy: Where?
Girl: Everywhere.
The boy looks around the room.
Boy: But I do not see any monkeys. If monkeys are invading the world everywhere then they should be here as well. Therefore I am forced to conclude that your statement is false unless you have some other information to show me otherwise.
Girl: Stop being so damn logical! It was a freaking joke, you damn bastard! I HATE YOU! #@$&%#&@$&%#@$&!!!
by Dr. Batido December 28, 2005
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Stoner logic

Something that would seem completely retarded while sober, seems like the best idea you have ever heard while under the influence of Marijuana.
Dude 1 - "Dude, my friend was smoking some pot the other day and jumped off the roof of his house onto a trampoline and broke his arm."

Dude 2 - "I bet he thought it was an awesome idea."

Dude 3 - "Yeah, that's some stoner logic."
by Wahahahaha! October 26, 2009
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loggerhead

1) a really stupid person.
2) The head of a turtle
He's a loggerhead this morning
by EJ March 4, 2005
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