laser lock

Occurs when you have your eye on something you want or need and you're competing with one or more people for the same thing, like a seat on the train or a much-coveted book. It's as if you had shone an imaginary laser pointer at the seat or book, in order to claim your right to have it.

(To passenger on bus): Excuse me, but I saw that seat first. In case you didn't notice,I have two sick kids.
Sorry, laser lock! (Passenger, mumbling): Ayyyy, que la tiznada!

by pentozali November 4, 2007

laser whore

some one who, despite of inefficiencies, uses the spartan laser in Halo 3 for EVERYTHING, and is a total newb

damn that laser whore, i can't get to him

by Army Man Hascall October 11, 2008

Liberator Boat

The greatest boat of all time. It masters through vicious waves with ease and looks better on water than any other boat out there. It also sounds really good if it has twin engines.

Dan: "Wow that boat looks nice, what kind is it?"
Jen: "That's a Liberator boat!"

by seadoopsycho January 2, 2011

laserfuck

When you shoot someone in the eye with a laser pointer.

"you just got laserfucked"

"That guy tried to laserfuck the president and got killed by the secret service"

by isaidyo February 11, 2014

laser gun

The futuristic version of a regular gun.

Person 1: "I have a gun."
Person 2: "well I have a laser gun."
(person 1 runs away)

by Dubiks August 25, 2018

Liberal

Someone who cries publicly and demands that people care about their feelings, despite them not caring about the people they want to care about them.

Today's liberals are a joke compared to what the term used to mean.

by SwiftlyGifted June 21, 2020

liberal left

democrat no question here *cough* MSNBC *cough*

"We'll show you what we mean by the "Liberal Left"

by epcigamereee November 8, 2020