Limpfant

When you're masterbating while watching T.V., and a commercial comes on with babies!

Last night I had a limpfant, and boy was it amazing, it got me off sooooo good

by Baczkowski March 11, 2003

Limp tit

What happens when your breast implant bursts.

When your titty fucking a girl with fake tits and one pops and falls to the side its called a limp tit.

by dafunk5555 December 8, 2009

lumpy dumpkins

Colorful term for little pebble turds; sounds like dropping a handful of marbles in the toilet. see also- dumpy lumpkins

lumpy dumpkins are not just for breakfast anymore.

by rustylongsword June 27, 2010

limmy

cute cute cute.....

God, that Limmy guy is so f*cking cute!!!

by Anonymous August 28, 2003

lumpy lunch

A lumpy lunch is when you wake up late from sleeping with a fine woman and you find poo on your bed. The bitch has pooed on your bed and now you gotta clean it up. It was one lumpy lunch.

I slept with Monique lastnight and she left with me with a lumpy lunch.

by Lupe The Magic Totem September 24, 2007

lumpy

A girl that makes up stupid pathetic lies and is really fucking ugly and annoying. she lie about friends and how she stays out until 3 in teh morning, etc. etc.

Megan Jerrell is very lumpy and very slutty.

by Megan September 27, 2004

limey

a tall blonde good looking boy

hey look at that limey he almost looks like matthew lyne-watt

by bernard jimpson April 1, 2007