Kiddie Crack

Code word used by adults for Pixy Stix, Pop Rocks, Kool-Aid, and Giant Pixy Stix. Any sugary candy kids love.

Yo, they're selling kiddie crack 2 for 5. Stock up, man.

by BabydollDame22 September 2, 2016

Kiddo

What your dad calls you when he just doesn’t care about you or if he isn’t paying attention

“Dada wanna play ball?” Asked Timmy

“Sure whatever, kiddo” replied Timmy’s dad

by Smellybum69420 November 5, 2019

kiddo

is a horny prostitute

ex)
1. mr.kj: heyy kiddo! nice job kiddo! whats up kiddo?
2. oh my god you're such a kiddo! what a kiddo!

by blasian963 May 22, 2008

kiddie

Someone who plays Nintendo Games (see Nintendrone)

Nintendo is kiddie!1111111111111

by fdewnfcue64 October 21, 2006

kidney rape

Refering to when, in a video game, one is being attacked from behind in an unfair manner. Usually constantly.

Holy ass bandit, I just got kidney raped by that other team!!!111one!1!11!!

by Mister Sir June 11, 2006

kidney polisher

to burst another mans ass deeply

damn them boys on clapham comman are pure kidney polishers....thats deep

by john hitchmough February 4, 2007

kidmercial

n: Commercials, generally produced by local retailers, that employ the children of the owners as spokespeople.

Someone: Hey, look, they got our mechanic's daughter Betty on TV!

Someone else: Oh, God...not another Kidmercial...well, as Kramer once said, "Move along, Betty".

by Jake Phelps November 4, 2007