the funk junk

A mixed drink. 1 part Hennessey, 1 part Bacardi 151, 1 part Smirnoff Twisted Green Apple, 1 part Red Bull. Its the shizzy!!

Last night we got crunk on the funk junk!!!

by josh January 14, 2005

Talking Mad Junk

The form of communication used exclusively by Auburn DT Nick Fairly and Oregon RB LaMichael James when playing football together.

Out there on the field we were talking mad junk

by GoHawgs January 12, 2011

Funked-Up Monkey Junk

Used todescribe something that is strange, abnormal, or plain messed-up

Bob: Josh bit Joe on the ear!
Jim: I know, it's crazy!
Random man: That is some funked-up monkey junk!
Everyone in the vicinity: YUP!

by Youttttt November 29, 2011

Junkhead

The act of getting head in a garbage can. Junkhead can also be utilized as an insult, doing so will insinuate that the person being insulted gets head from a trash can headed bitch.

"I got so wasted last night, I think that bitch gave me some junkhead."

"Junkhead ass bitch, Junkhead givin hoe"

by vStormii February 23, 2018

Space Junk

Abandoned Facebook Groups, Blogs, and web sites that float meaninglessly through cyberspace. Named after the tons of Space Age detritus in orbit around the Earth.

"Find any good blogs about John Kerry?"

"Nothing but space junk"

by TMegg May 12, 2009

junk hog

One who uses way more than enough junk or heroin to maintain a proper existance.

Bill said Mikey the hat was the biggest junk hog on the East Coast, but I think it is Sammy the Jam.

by miosis April 4, 2006

junk comb

The sexual act of finishing oneself off in your partners hair.

I pulled out of Clarissa all hot and wet, then went scalp-side to give her auburn locks the junk comb.

by clabarge December 12, 2007