sticky johnson

to ride your push bike in tight lycra pants with inadequate airflow to the groin region.

Neil armstrong tour de france "boy I bet those boys have sticky johnson

by Matt groube March 16, 2009

Silent Johnson

When a guy drops the soap in the shower and another guy comes from behind him and sticks his dick in his ass. The dropper of the soap becomes taken by surprise by the other man's Johnson because he did it silently

Brian dropped the soap in the shower and Cory came in and gave him the Silent Johnson...... His back has never been the same since.

by Power Tool72 April 11, 2010

drew johnson

Drew Johnson, normally a hot or sexy boy that is a flirt and is a chick magnet.

Man, I wish that Drew Johnson was mine!

by Anonymous kiddddddddd June 4, 2017

Scott Johnson

A Scott is a pretty cool guy.we have like every period together and he is the fastest person I know. He has won all the trophies. A Scott very much likes Spongebob and is very very good at drawing.

You should get yourself a Scott Johnson

by Nick0414 March 15, 2019

Zoey Johnson

Zoey is the nicest, Sweetest, and most beautiful person I’ve ever seen. If you have a Zoey in your life don’t ever let her go. I made that mistake and now I’m regretting it big time.

Friend: Everyone seems to like her

Me: Well she’s a Zoey Johnson

by That one friends friend December 14, 2019

Tyler Johnson

Tyler Johnson is someone you don't want to lose. He is loyal, caring, loving, and will do anything to make your happy and laugh, he is a very protective person. He is also very athletic and funny. Tyler Johnson is someone that can be famous.

Tyler Johnson being Tyler Johnson

by litty1738 February 10, 2021

Adam Johnson

A football player who some people think is fit but he’s actually a pedophile

Dylan: I fancy Adam Johnson
Kye: Bro he’s a pedophile

by absoluteunitmate69 March 22, 2021