by SpedFromAnotherShed October 16, 2019
Get the Jackmug. The only thing that’s big about him is the lies he tells. Such an ugly fuckboy who plays with emotions. But in the end he’s the one by himself while the others are happy they left him. The only thing he enjoys about life is porn....because that’s the only girls he will ever see naked.
by Hkdhjdkjd October 29, 2018
Get the Jackmug. A jack who constantly passes out on a toilet you might find one sitting behind you or in the next stall passed out. Another definition would be that a jack is a complete idiot.
by I sit next to Kate November 11, 2018
Get the Jackmug. When numerous persons with the name of Jack gather and compete over who can pleasure themselves the best, most efficiently, or fastest. Any other competition parameter works under this term, but it must pertain to multiple Jacks masturbating.
"Hey homie, did you attend the Jack jack off off last night?"
"Yeah man! Jack was on fire, but other Jack finished in record time. I couldn't believe my eyes!"
"Yeah man! Jack was on fire, but other Jack finished in record time. I couldn't believe my eyes!"
by Yo Mama's skydiving accident June 23, 2020
Get the Jack jack off offmug. Jack, a short ginger who likes tall people. He is a person who people think is gay. Jack is a person who gets karate kicked everyday. Jack is the funniest kid obsessed with snuggies, library, chips, singing and gossiping.
Person 1: wow your such a "jack"
Person 2: Thank you
Person 3: thats not good
Person 2: whatever i'm going to gossip and go to the library.
Person 4: what a jack
Person 2: Thank you
Person 3: thats not good
Person 2: whatever i'm going to gossip and go to the library.
Person 4: what a jack
by Jackinjacklesstown November 22, 2010
Get the Jackmug. Adjective:The state of being an immature, arrogant, prick.
Verb: "To pull a jack" is to get way too "handsy" early on in a date. This then followed by a drawn out, idiotic grudge.
Verb: "To pull a jack" is to get way too "handsy" early on in a date. This then followed by a drawn out, idiotic grudge.
"Dude, he was SUCH a Jack last night!"
or
"OMG! He pulled a total jack on our FIRST date! I dumped him"
"Is he still pulling a jack on you? It's been over a year."
or
"OMG! He pulled a total jack on our FIRST date! I dumped him"
"Is he still pulling a jack on you? It's been over a year."
by screwyoujack June 15, 2013
Get the Jackmug. The word Jack is a military term given to an individual who is in the words of Lieutenant Colonel Hewitt of the Australian Army "A bad bloke."
The term Jack is given to someone who is not helping out his mates with tasks and generally being a shit cunt. If an individual is not helping his mates it is said he is "going jack on his mates."
The word Jack is frequently combined with the term Cunt or Fuck to more deeply illustrate the individual's Jackness as well as for added insult. Thus if a mate is being exceedingly Jack he is be called a Jack Cunt or Jack Fuck.
The term Jack is given to someone who is not helping out his mates with tasks and generally being a shit cunt. If an individual is not helping his mates it is said he is "going jack on his mates."
The word Jack is frequently combined with the term Cunt or Fuck to more deeply illustrate the individual's Jackness as well as for added insult. Thus if a mate is being exceedingly Jack he is be called a Jack Cunt or Jack Fuck.
Digger 1 "Oy mate help us out with cleaning the Mag 58"
Digger 2 "Na mate i cant i gonna go have another darb."
Digger 1 "Thats your twelvth darb this hour you are dead set the Jackest Cunt i know.
Old Matey 1 "Oy you coming out on the piss tonight."
Old Matey 2 "No i can't i am too tired."
Old Matey 1 "You fucking Jack Cunt you didn't hit the piss last week either fucking Jack mate."
Pte Johnny "hey you going to Sydney with the boys this weekend."
Pte Jibbs "Yo man i cant i am trying to save money."
Pte Johnny "Oy is your name Jack cause your a fucking Shit Cunt."
Nardella "look at this cunt all jacked up on his own jack what a jack fuck."
Digger 2 "Na mate i cant i gonna go have another darb."
Digger 1 "Thats your twelvth darb this hour you are dead set the Jackest Cunt i know.
Old Matey 1 "Oy you coming out on the piss tonight."
Old Matey 2 "No i can't i am too tired."
Old Matey 1 "You fucking Jack Cunt you didn't hit the piss last week either fucking Jack mate."
Pte Johnny "hey you going to Sydney with the boys this weekend."
Pte Jibbs "Yo man i cant i am trying to save money."
Pte Johnny "Oy is your name Jack cause your a fucking Shit Cunt."
Nardella "look at this cunt all jacked up on his own jack what a jack fuck."
by Ninja Mc Stealth Kill July 26, 2010
Get the Jackmug.