Ear fuck

The act of inserting the male genitalia into someones ear.

I'm going to ear fuck you.

by JoeyJoestar October 13, 2019

Ear Zit

The obnoxious zit-thing in your ear that hurts, and constantly scabs. Sometimes known to create a sort of blister, and burst under pressure. These also exist just inside the nostril, but these ones don't pick as easily, and tend to hurt more.

My nose zit is like a throbbing mass. It sucks that I have a cold and it won't let me blow my nose.
My Ear Zit burst all over my pillow after I picked it one too many times.

by herpaderpschnerp August 03, 2011

Gammon Ear

North East Wales phrase.

Used to represent someone whose ear gets red when embarrassed or stressed.

Usually associated with management

Frequently heard in Esclusham area of Wrexham.

"Look at the Gammon Ear on that! "

"The Gammon"

by BershamBackdoor August 28, 2019

Yoda-ears

Yoda-ears is what happens when a mask's straps are on too tight.

I prefer to cover my mouth with a neck gaiter since it won't give me yoda-ears.

by Tim Ozman July 21, 2020

Ear Hickey

When you lay on a girl for so long that you leave a mark in her skin with your ear, crating a earl-shaped “hickey” on her.

“I took a nap on my girl last night, and when I woke up, I had left an ear hickey on her chest.”

by Aberash December 07, 2020

ear budgie

The frustrating act of trapping your ear buds on the opposite side of your iPod when buckling your seat belt, creating a tangled mess when you try to exit your car, and thus giving your MP3 player a wedgie...

Aw man, I just ear budgied another iPod...

by Darth Norris December 07, 2009

Ear Gunk

It occurs when you refuse to wash and you still have residue from some kind of party within your ear from over a week ago

I was walking to school and my mate turned around and I caught a glimpse of his bad case of ear gunk from a party a week before

by Fredrick Dick April 26, 2017