dry hook up

When you go over to their place hoping for a hook up but nothing happens (sadly)

Guy 1: So did you get some last night?
Guy 2: No, it ended up being a dry hook up and I went home sad

by ok1018 December 6, 2016

nut hook

A right hook to the nuts

I got “nut hooked “in the fight

by bill ney May 14, 2018

rusty pelican hook

This is the glorious act when male partner is taking his female mate from behind and at first surprises her the ring finger in the anus gladly surprise her with the same finger in her mouth and rips her cheek back so she looks back at him and for the grand finale rams her in the anus.

"Hey bro I was chilling with Brittany tonight and I was hitting it from behind doggystyle I just had to do it ,I gave her the old Rusty Pelican hook and guess what she wanted it again"

by 3gor June 25, 2016

truffle butter fish hook

The collection of a delightful musty treat (truffle butter) at the base of a mans cock, upon the index finger, shaping the finger into a fish hook shape and hooking an unexpecting slut in the corner of the mouth while ass jacking her.

The truffle butter fish hook, is the best way to keep the skank whores coming back! Hey Brian! I'll bet she didn't call you back because you didn't use the truffle butter flavored fish hook!

by Sperm o matic June 18, 2017

scottish fish hook

The act of initiating a fight with a trashtalker by punching them, if it knocks the trashtalker over, then the person curves their finger into a hook shape and sticking it in the trashtalker's anal cavity.

The little shit was talking shit about my momma so I had to scottish fish hook him

by Grassy sphincter March 11, 2018

Captain Hook

Noun
When you you give a girl dick and she keeps coming back for more and more. Hence your dick is shaped like a hook.

Randy: They call me Captain Hook...
Brandon: What?
Randy: My dick is shaped like a hook..
Brandon: (Laughs) What?
Randy: Cuz them bitches keep coming back.

by Randy Rocket March 29, 2009

off the hook

not hung up, for example a phone

Bitch: Nigga why you not returning my calls?
You: Because the phone was off the hook. And you a HUGE BITCH.

by Nick D February 10, 2003