Hippie queer

A smelly homosexual that is always stoned.

person1:*sits down*
person 2:outta my seat hippie queer.

by fugginniggerfaggot March 11, 2017

Hippy Spinach

Another name for weed

Dude, I just smoked so much hippy spinach.

by Bungholio October 13, 2016

Hippie Lean

Tea brewed from Kratom leaves (Mitragyna speciosa). The main alkaloid in kratom, mitragynine, is known to have similar effects to codeine, the main active ingredient in Lean, or other mild opiates. Another defining characteristic of hippie lean is its particularly foul taste.

"Yo, you want a sip of that Hippie Lean?
"Nah, that shit's nasty."

by woke_zero September 13, 2018

Hippie hug

To hug a person with the the arms extended and the elbows close to the body because you dont want the other person to smell your bad under arm odor.

I'm so gross and smelly; I've been giving hippie hugs all day.

by Read Them All August 5, 2018

Hippie-crite

Noun. Adjective: Hippie-critical. A person who drives a very large SUV with bumper stickers reading things such as "Walk More" and "Cut Out Fossil Fuels".

MARY: Why does that Escalade have a sticker reading "Drive Less"?
BOB: Oh, they're just hippie-crites.

by Velma Hart August 17, 2011

Poser-Hippie

A self proclaimed peaceful and spiritual being, who's demeanor and attitude contradict their alleged indulgent and open-minded lifestyle.

Eric: that guy in the world peace shirt taking wheatgrass shots is being a douche to everybody

Chris: Yup, Poser-Hippie if I've ever seen one.

by hagenmau5 April 1, 2017

Hippie jail

When some wook steals from family or does some other heinous act and is subsequently beaten and then duct taped to a tree with 10-30 hits of acid in their mouth

Yo, did you hear about that wook that stole the pendant from that vendor last week and got caught?

Yeah, he spent two days in hippie jail for that shit. Im pretty sure i heard him scream a few times around 5am.

by DcDavis August 25, 2019